***The Blue Yoda Society Thread***

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by chewycharmy, May 13, 2002.

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  1. DarthNomis Jedi Grand Master

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    Isn't Yoda blue on the Soundtrack cover. :)
  2. Hector Jedi Knight

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    Does everyone get the feeling that we're being overrun by half-wits?

    This is the third (or fourth thread) this morning that has opened with a string of nonsense. Where are the mods?
  3. Ugly_Dookling Jedi Knight

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    Yeah, but when Yoda turns blue it will not matter because the swamp is green but the trees grow out of the water on Dogobah. Now lets compare the Gungan coloring to the coloring of yoda. One is light a pinkish earth tone, the other is blue. Coincidence? Only if you see the bianary sunset as a metaphor for the color change in Yoda's lightsaber will this make sense over the span of this epic. Think about Lukes journey into the cave as an ewok in a pine box lighting his own excrement on fire. The color situation should come together in Episode III. Come on guys, we learned all about this in art class.
  4. Darth_Envy Force Ghost

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    LOL thinking about an ewok in a pine box full of flaming crap!!! Definitely needs to be in ROTJ extra special edition.
  5. Hector Jedi Knight

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    UD,

    Well said. Of course, Joseph Campbell wrote that, "the first point to be ramarked in connection with the Albigensian charge is that, wheras according to the Gnostic-Manicheaean view of nature is corrupt and the lure of the senses to be repudiated, ... nature in its noblest moment ... is an end and glory in itself; and the senses, ennobled and refined by courtesy and art, temperance, loyalty and courage, are the guides to this realization."
  6. Darth_Envy Force Ghost

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  7. zeekveerko Jedi Grand Master

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    you can't post those big words on this thread, hector. this is about life sabers, and their correlation to yoda's skin color.

    ps - joseph campbell was awesome!
    yeah, he helped make the ot what it was.
  8. DarthNomis Jedi Grand Master

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    In responed to a Mr. Joesph Cambell...

    "IT'S LIES ALL LIES!
    BUT ENTERTAINING LIES.
    AND IN THE END, ISN"T THAT THE ULTIMATE TRUTH?
    THE ANSWER OF COURSE IS.....NO."

    Leonard Nemoy on an episode of the Simpsons. :)
  9. DarthSakroc Jedi Master

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    This is some fantastic crap! :D
  10. Hector Jedi Knight

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    We've almost reached the physical limit on absurdity! I feel like Max Ernst on crack.
  11. Cheddar Jedi Knight

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    CharmyBacca,

    How does the stick relate?
  12. JohnnyVader Jedi Knight

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    The stick is blue...now I get it.
  13. EarthMachOne Force Ghost

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    hilarious!


    Diet Pepsi was squirting out of my nose, I was laughing so hard.
  14. Hector Jedi Knight

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    Charmy doesn't answer follow-up questions. Better consult the Magic 8-Ball.

    "Answer no questions, take no prisoners, Yoda is blue" is his philosophy. (Abridged version)
  15. Yuk-Monkey Jedi Knight

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    Maybe he means he's "blue" in EpIII, you know, like depressed, 'casue of the clone wars and all...
  16. SW3TheHolidaySpecial Jedi Master

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    This thread is so funny I'm going to be depressed when it's locked.
  17. chewycharmy Jedi Youngling

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    Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion.
    The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!!

    This is a serious post, please dont knock my input.
    Charmy
  18. The_Nameless_One Jedi Master

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    This thread...I can't think of anything to say about it.
  19. DarthNomis Jedi Grand Master

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    Yoda sings the Blues.

    All he need now on the Dagabah scene in ESB is a harmonica. 8-}
  20. zeekveerko Jedi Grand Master

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    chewycharmy please explain where you got the notion that yoda was blue and the part about him falling on a stick????????????????????????????????????????
  21. MINI_YODA Jedi Knight

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    So maybe color has something to do with the midichlorians?
  22. Hector Jedi Knight

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    Yes Charmy, please elaborate.
  23. Hector Jedi Knight

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    A Poem:

    The stick is just
    a stick,
    landed on when he fell
    into the swamp.

    It broke the
    fall.

    That stick
    saved his life,
    and that is why he keeps it
    by his side.

    Who ever fought him
    was enraged
    since the stick
    blended in.

    The enemy in turn turned
    a different color
    for a fair fight.

  24. SW3TheHolidaySpecial Jedi Master

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    I've concluded that chewycharmy is one of the following things:

    A.A well disguised troll.

    B.Someone who has no idea what he is talking about.

    C.The best comedian ever!

    Ever reply he adds to his post makes it funnier!I've been laughing out loud at almost everything said on this thread!
  25. streaky Jedi Knight

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    you never know, it could be a clone of Yoda !!!

    they could call him Yoda the blue, (much like Gandolf the Grey, and Gandolf the White and Saruman the white), then we can have a Doku the Black take on Saruman the White.


    Here are some ohter possibilities.....

    Yoda the blue,
    Yoda the pink,
    Yoda the Purple,

    Mace the White,


    any more??
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