***The Blue Yoda Society Thread***

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by chewycharmy, May 13, 2002.

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  1. SySnooty Jedi Master

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    Just in case he's not a troll:


    Chewycharmy, please list your thoughts and facts in great detail, we're listening, but we are all confused by the statements you've made so far.

    Where did you get the info about "the third installment"? This is a valid question.
  2. streaky Jedi Knight

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    May 2, 2002
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    I dunna know, maybe he visited a blue sun solar system and forgot to wear his blue sunscreen,
  3. Live Fast...Dianoga Jedi Knight

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    [tracy_morgan]'i don' know what the CENSORED you jus' said, lil' kid![/tracy_morgan]
  4. Cheddar Jedi Knight

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    CharmyBacca - Yoda is some kind of mutant, so maybe your theory holds true.

    Anyways tell us more about him falling on a stick.
  5. deltron_zero Force Ghost

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  6. DiMiT Jedi Knight

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    I love this thread...


    I dunno what it means



    but gosh darn it, I love this thread [face_love]
  7. The_Nameless_One Jedi Master

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  8. chewycharmy Jedi Youngling

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    more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked
    i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence.

    Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense.
    I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done.

    Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days.

    charmy
  9. DiMiT Jedi Knight

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    dude
    you should seriously write sum fan fiction

    I would definitely read it
  10. Hector Jedi Knight

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    Just for some fun, I'll add some Nostradamus:

    "Barbarian empire usurped by the third,
    The greater part of his blood he will put to death:
    Through senile death the fourth struck by him,
    For fear that the blood through the blood be not dead."

    Get it? Yoda = Stick
  11. deltron_zero Force Ghost

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  12. zeekveerko Jedi Grand Master

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    is it me or does every explanation by chewycharmy make the thread more and more confusing and hilarious?
    i'm convinced at this point that it's all a joke.
  13. SySnooty Jedi Master

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    ok, my faces aren't working right now, but lemme tell you. This is the weirdest thread ever! I'm not sure if I'm angry about it, or amused, but maybe I'm both! Whatever. to each their own.
  14. Hector Jedi Knight

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    I think he's sincere. Incoherent, but sincere. ...Or sincerely incoherent, take your pick.
  15. Live Fast...Dianoga Jedi Knight

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    :eek:

    i'll have some of what chewy/cheddar's having.

    this reminds me though. i need new socks. ;)
  16. streaky Jedi Knight

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    I now understand the light that is wisdom...
    I was sitting there at home, just churning butter when low and behold, a "ZipLock" commercial came before my eyes.... that's it

    Yellow.... the answer is yellow.

    the question was how does Yoda get from blue to Green... and it must be yellow... yellow and blue make Green.

    Now it gets better than that. It has come to my attention that Episode three has to be given an R or NC-17 rating, because the only time I've seen yellow in StarWars is Padame's dress in the grass. So for Yoda transform from blue to green he'd have to go through Portman's yellow dress :) :)

    That's gonna be halarious !!! And people thought Yoda fighting would be a CG nightmare, but hey they pulled it off nicely,

    Watching them try to CG yoda doin Padame is gonna be just as difficult. Who knows maybe it's a jealous thing, he develops this rivalry with Anikan, and decides to take her too?

    Long live the Blue !!!!
  17. Hector Jedi Knight

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    Ahhh... That's why charmy says that "Yoda's secret will be unlocked."
  18. zeekveerko Jedi Grand Master

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    lol streaky
    (rolls on floor clutching at gut while laughing uncontrollably)

    but seriously, please clarify everything for us, chewy carmel, or whatever, i forgot your name.
    this is the funniest thread since i've been here.
  19. YodaJeff Manager Emeritus

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    I wouldn't read the fan fiction. Something about spelling and grammar...

    I see no point in this thread. If this is speculation for Episode 3, move it to the Episode 3 forum.

    How come the Episode 1 snapshot of Yoda's cane at the Official Site looks the exact same as the cane he has in ESB and ROJ (as seen at the Magic of Myth tour)?
  20. streaky Jedi Knight

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    well how long has it been for the guy... no wonder he's been turning blue. Give the little guy soem lovin man.
  21. Yoda_In_Soap Jedi Knight

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    ***Update***

    Blue Yoda thread locked.......ChewyCharmer upset and feeling blue.......all of us are now upset and very, very blue....

    Not as Blue as BlueYoda....but blue nonetheless...

    ***End Update***
  22. Pimpleyone Jedi Knight

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    Will somebody, anybody, chewycharmy themselves, explain to me how in the heck they know yoda will be BLUE in Episode III? Or is this some insanely un-funny joke?
  23. streaky Jedi Knight

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    cant we like vote on Hasbro.com for the fan favorite fuigure...

    cant we make a blue Yoda that glows in the dark, when it glows in the dark it glows green !!!!!
  24. Cheddar Jedi Knight

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    I swear I ain't Charmy. I'm only messing around.

    Actually I'm Jedi Light, but I wanted to switch names.

    This is definitely a classic thread. Funny stuff.
  25. streaky Jedi Knight

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    Pimpleyone read the entire 4 pages start at the beginning, it's freaken halarious...
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