***The Blue Yoda Society Thread***

HAIKU

Yoda the master
BLUE, a lovely complexion
Who likes green anyways

 

Yoda is Papa Smurf!!!

And the circle is complete.

RB

 

Yoda
Green Yoda
My master fell from his ship

Onto a stick he fell.
Changed my master felt.
What did Yoda feel?

Yoda
Crushed he became.
Now is green no longer.

Yoda
Blue yoda

 

Ahhh Yoda the Blue
My new favorite Star Wars character...

 

Characters it's all about the characters... long live Blue Yoda


Bobba Fett
Luke SkyWalker
Uv Gizen
Eeth Koth

Yoda
Obi Wan Kenobi
Doku
Anikan

 

Haiku:

Murky Dagobah;
Blue Yoda waves his stick
into Dark-side caves

 

Sabers are Red
Yoda is Blue

Were gonna need help
May the force be with you

 

I'd like to hear Cheweycharmy's theories on other SW characters.

Blue Yoda = Anakin's father = Sidious?

 

I belive I have found a secret link to Ebert's review, the review he has already written, for a movie he has yet to see.

<<insert EP3 name here>> is worse than Clones. The characters are wooden, and the dialouge is awful and forced. The only thing that redeems the movie is the revelation of Yoda the Blue! This is more than enough to save this picture. 3 cheers for Yoda the Blue, and Long Live Yoda the Blue.

 

I feel I should point out to everyone here that one of the original ideas for Yoda in the Empire Strikes Back had him as a blue-skinned creature. In fact, the old copy I had of the novel actually calls him blue in one part of the text...

(PS: this is not a joke - it's true.)

 

Restless Blue Yoda
Waiting for a Skywalker
to restore his faith

 

I'd like to hear Cheweycharmy's theories on other SW characters.
Blue Yoda = Anakin's father = Sidious?
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no no youve got it all wrong... read my post on the 4th page.... Yoda and Padame get it on...that's how he gets back to green

Luke is Yoda's son, not Anikans, that's why Luke has more kick butt than Vader.

 

The real question is, could blue Yoda beat up the green Yoda?

It's life saver to lightsaber madness!

 

Great picture DiMiT!!

 

i said that already nameless one, but it was during a more hilarious part of the discussion, so i could see how it would have been overlooked.

so about the ebert prediction, does that mean he's going to replace cgi with wood? that would be more believeable.
i don't think blue yoda makes an appearance until episode 3.5: Yoda Turns Blue

 

Blue I am, yes blue
Green, once was I until stick
Now Forever Blue

 

Cheddar - Just for the record, I do NOT want this thread locked. As the author was acting as if serious (at least lord I hope he was acting), I was acting outraged at this thread while not being serious. I haven't actually found this particularly funny, but if others do it doesn't bother me.

Now the Yarael Poof thread is not funny. Whoever thinks that losing our beloved Poof is humorous is a horrible human being.

 

This poses an interesting question.

Is there a Blue Yaddle?

 

From charmy:

The green life saver
is Yoda's from the start;
makes sense green and green

 

Hector your haikus rock

 

Thanks. I think I've found my calling.

 

Hey, for those of you that love the Blue Yoda thread, check out some of Charmy's other interesting topics!!!!!

chewycharmy's thoughts

 

Also from Charmy:

the green life saber
could yoda turn blue? with stick
empire strikes green

 

I FIGURED OUT WHY THIS POST IS STILL UP AND ACTIVE:

THE MOVIE IS COMING OUT IN 1.73 DAYS. THAT MEANS THAT ALL US "FAN"ATICS HAVE GONE COMPLETELY SLAP HAPPY FOR ANY TRACE OF MYSTERY OR COMEDY...WE ARE BEGINNING TO LAUGH AT OUR OWN SELVES AS WE WONDER WITH EVER GREATER HUMOR IF A MYSTERY COULD EXIST WITHIN CHEWY CHARMY. WHEN WE LAUGH AT HIM, WE LAUGH AT THE MADNESS WE HAVE GONE THROUGH FOR THIS 1.73 DAYS TO BE OVER.

AMEN AND OUT.

 

Gotta give the Haiku a try (7 -5-7 right?)

the life stick or light sabre
what should Yoda use?
Don't know answer,so he's blue.