***The Blue Yoda Society Thread***

I just read it... LMOA.. I can breath again

 

It is only through madness that we reach enlightenment...and blue yoda

 

haiku = 5 - 7 - 5


and everyone must check out swarmy's other thread I am still howling at that one too

I think swarmy might be connie chungs login name

 

Haiku


Testicles hurt they really do
Hit them on a stick
Now my skin is turning Blue


Is that right? Haven't done Haiku in years

 

Yoda Blue am I
Trading my green life saber
Blue I will become

 

The original concept of Yoda falling on a stick (-- a stick that "saves his life") on his descent to Dagobah is irresistably funny.

Just thought I'd bring it up again, because it makes me laugh hard enough to write a haiku.

The stick that saves him
is much more than simple wood:
a breath of the Force

 

Testicles hurt they really do
Hit them on a stick
Now my skin is turning Blue



should be

hit them on a stick
hurt testicles are now blue
like master yoda

but yours is nice just not haiku

 

Sick have i become
Now no longer green am I
Old and weak and blue

 

Thanks DiMiT,

Your's is cool too!

 

A poem: Ehem...

Yoda is Blue?
Yoda is Green?
In the swamp he live he was Green but he was blue.
He fell in the swamp, and was blue.
Yoda ate Moss and sticks, but not his walking stick.

His lifesaver....

Thank you

EXAR:Takes a Bow (Then A shot of Tequila)

 

Either we are all very tired and anxious for AOTC, or ChewyBlueYoda has smoked enough crack that we have all been affected...


I am laughing my ass off

Long Live the BlueYoda thread.

Membership to the Yoda the Blue fan club:
1. Must submit a haiku - subject of BlueYoda
2. Must have replied to this thread other than your haiku
3. Must put the words "Blue Yoda" in your signature

What do you guys think?

 

Blue Crack!

Good idea Yoda_in_Soup!

I wish they would make a Blue Yoda picure. So we could all be Blue Yodas!

 

already changed my sig so all can come to this wonderful blue place


I figured out why Yoda turns blue by the way
viagra OD

and that why his stick is so hard


make this into an icon
[image=http://www.bcgirlz.com/blueyodacopy.gif]

 

I think that * All hail Blue Yoda * should be the required line for all members.


haiku

All hail blue yoda
He before who once was green
All powerful blue

 

For our hero:


The chewy charmy
will eat berries and leaves
to see the Blue Yoda

 

Perhaps Yoda turns blue in Ep3 after being turned on by Yaddle.

 

For those of you who have converted to this "way of thinking, please do yourself a big favor and read this entire thread. It is hysterical!!!

Meet Yoda the Blue

Spread the word!!! Yoda is Blue!!!

 

Yes we mustn't forget Chewycharmy, the creator! Thank goodness crack is part of his daily diet!

 

Chewycharmy is going to freak out when he comes back here. 9+ pages devoted to dementia (and haiku).

 

all hail blue yoda
for he is blue from now on
until E S B

 

Hector, you assume that chewy will return. We may never again see him. He may become like yareal poof. Does that mean that we will have to have a "chewycharmy is my dad" thread?

 

EXAR: Waiting For E-mail...Waiting for his Sock Password...Heh heh heh

 

does yoda the blue
slim off one berry and leaf
per meal all his days?

 

No we should have a Blue Yoda is my Haiku Teacher thread

 

Hail me, BLUE YODA!