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~*~*The BMC Jr.*~*~(Just like daddy)

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Evil Incarnate, Mar 26, 2005.

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  1. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Welcome to The Blue Moon Cantina version 2.0

    [image=http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/62313main_Kostian1_med.JPG]

    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/EU_Community/b10194/13514090/?9981]The First Cantina[/link]

    The History of the BMC - By Pelly-Welly
    Chapter 1: Of Blue People And An Imperial Tool

    A long time ago in a galaxy that's actually close to here, but they hate tourists, so let's say it's far, far away.

    Darkness. A pitiful newbie named EmpressOfTheChiss walked around worriedly. She would need some place to hang out with the cool kids. After a long search (well, not, actually, but I like to make her look cool, I don't wanna get slapped) she found The Chiss Fanclub. There, she met two very strange Europeans.
    One a strong woman from Germany, the other an insane girl from the Netherlands. Little did Empress know that her JC-life was about to change......

    That insane Dutch named Pelly-Welly pointed Empress to a place called the Blue Moon Cantina. Curious, she followed the insane Dutch (all the while wondering about her strange "Thrawn kissing Stent" fetish. More on this later).

    Ah. First imperssions. The barkeeper, an American/Dutch named Imperial_Hammer showed her around. Turned out there were many rooms in this Cantina.

    Curious, she walked up to the first door. A golden door that just reeked of richdom. "Who's room is this?" she asked. Hammer looked at her, a strange smile on his lips. "That, my lady, is the Maker's room." "The Maker?" "He who made this bar. We do not speak his name for he's too great." said Hammer. Empress decided he had read too much Harry Potter. She walked on and stopped in front of a bright blue door with a big Nine Inch Nails poster on it. "Pelly-Welly's room" said Hammer. "I know her!" said Empress "she brought me here!" A strange look came upon Hammer's face. Empress looked worried, had she said something wrong? Hammer smiled sadly. "You're lucky to still be in one piece, my Lady" he said "Pelly is our most crazy patron. She's not directly harmless...or at least..not really." Weirded out, Empress walked on. Then she came upon a door that was locked with several large locks. On it were messages saying "Keep Out!" and "I Am Not!". Hammer grinned. "He_Who_Isnt's room. At the moment, he truly Is Not, but he will Be again. Or..as far as someone Who Is Not can ever Be. And I think I just fried my own brain...o_O"

    Chapter 2: The Dutch Invade!

    Anyway, things were starting to get pretty dull at the Blue Moon Cantina. Hammer was content with cleaning the bar and drinking Jeru tea all day long. Pelly was happily talking away to the air. And Empress was wondering where she had gotten herself into. The rough smuggler..what was his name again..Tycho? Ah no, Typo. Typo had been flirting with her. She had to admit it was flattering, but still, things were boring.
    Ofcourse, we all know stories can't stay boring for a long time. Hammer thought back of happier times...

    On a randomly picked day, people started debating. Especially about Bush and christianty. Pelly started getting frustrated at being surrounded by those silly Americans, and decided she needed back up.

    Who you gonna call?

    And so, the Dutch attacked. Pepijn was the first, coming out of his mostly sleepy posting behaviour, he turned out to be a fierce debater. Then came Tatooine_Fireman, as usual mildly amused at it all.
    Ah, behold, there was Grand_Admiral_Grant. Tall he stood, and he decided that the Blue Moon Cantina was property of BeNeLux now.

    Ah, yes, good times. Grant built a Death Star out of red-white-blue straws. Drinking out of his Thrawn-mug, he saw it was good.

    But nay, it could not be. He_Who_Isnt had dissappeard, and Pepijn and Tatooine_Firemand had gone back to the save depths of the BeNeLux forum. Pelly had lapsed into silence again, apart from the occasional conversation with the empty air.

    It was then that the debating ended. Grant became a normal patron, and Pelly was no lon
     
  2. Nekk

    Nekk Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yay. Blue Moon Jr.!

    First Post! w00t!
     
  3. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    POST 1

    NOOOO OPPM

    DANG IT!! I had it, stupid oppm!!!


    *does a perimiter check, but OPPM escaped....*

    Grrrrrrr.....


    *Sets up office in large, well protected room*
     
  4. DarthNaughtyPerson

    DarthNaughtyPerson Jedi Youngling star 1

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    YES! *buys a drink*
     
  5. Nekk

    Nekk Jedi Youngling star 1

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    *Downs a mug of Alderaanian Ale*

    I'm heading out for real, now. See you all tomorrow.
     
  6. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    *Bounces DNP out*

    No...10000 post stealer...
     
  7. DarthNaughtyPerson

    DarthNaughtyPerson Jedi Youngling star 1

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    goodbye *Bounces back in* I dont think so
     
  8. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    *Shoots DNP*

    DOn't make me bust out the richard simons anal probe droid...
     
  9. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I didn't really care about it. Infact, I had a feeling that he was gona get it. :p

    Evil.
     
  10. DarthNaughtyPerson

    DarthNaughtyPerson Jedi Youngling star 1

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    *is blasted and slowly begins to force heal himself* look dude, I didnt mean to take it, I thought I was going to be after the 10,000th post
     
  11. EmpressOfTheChiss

    EmpressOfTheChiss Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ok, so later isn't as far in the future as I thought it would be...and now I'm officially leaving for the night. See you all later...
     
  12. DarthNaughtyPerson

    DarthNaughtyPerson Jedi Youngling star 1

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    goodbye empress
     
  13. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yes my sith master....and, you can come in now n00b...

    *Buys everyone a sith scorthcher*

    TO THE NEW THREAD!

    *sips*

    wow...that hurts..
     
  14. darth_nemisis

    darth_nemisis Jedi Master star 6

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    Just thought I would post so I can get on the first page.

    Ah crap, give me a drink.

    [hl=black]darth_nemisis[/hl]
     
  15. DarthNaughtyPerson

    DarthNaughtyPerson Jedi Youngling star 1

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    *downs the scorcher*

    to the new thread!
     
  16. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I think we'll have the first title change around 1,000 posts. ;)

    Evil.
     
  17. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    *Hands Nemisis a Sith scortcher*

    There on me tonight....

    Oh, and Wiggins, I balanced the check book, and filled out all the change of adress forms...I didn't know we got Dirty Twi'leck monthly....and filled out the proper tax papers...

    Now, about my raise....
     
  18. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Oh, and Wiggins, I balanced the check book, and filled out all the change of address forms...I didn't know we got Dirty Twi'leck monthly....and filled out the proper tax papers...

    Now, about my raise....


    Uh, make sure DTM gets to my room upon dilivery. [face_blush]

    Evil.
     
  19. darth_nemisis

    darth_nemisis Jedi Master star 6

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    Thanks DVC

    *drinks Scorcher*

    That's good stuff.

    [hl=black]darth_nemisis[/hl]
     
  20. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yes...yes..I'll do that...

    DI YOU JUST CALL ME DECEPTION!!!

     
  21. DarthNaughtyPerson

    DarthNaughtyPerson Jedi Youngling star 1

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    goodbye everybody *stumbles out of the cantina*
     
  22. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    *calls DNP a cab...*


    Oh...Wiggins, I finished the taxes, you really ought to keep up on those you know...and I set up a nice funnel that takes 5% of the BMC's Annual income and puts it into a nice retirement account. And, another 5% goes to a Wrokers COMP/Health plan for us slaves...
     
  23. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Good for you, now you get a 1% raise. ;)

    So what did you think of the blue moon pic in the first post?

    Evil.
     
  24. darth_nemisis

    darth_nemisis Jedi Master star 6

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    Nooo....[face_whistling]

    My bad. He had that same icon doesn't he?

    [hl=black]darth_nemisis[/hl]
     
  25. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    He did for awhile, but now he has a Cadet Kir Kanos icon.

    Evil.
     
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