JCC The "breath-takingly stupid questions thread"!

Hi all, it's your pal Ender Sai here.

Have you ever been full of really stupid questions, and decided the only way to answer them was not to bash them into submission with common sense, but to ask complete strangers on a message board?

If you, too, suffer from a chronic absence of rational thought, then this is the thread for you. Ever wondered if your co-posters would go on an gameshow? How governments would react to a real life Iron Man? Why pancakes weren't called nonwaffles? Why the clouds in the sky don't go to war with one another? Why rabbits and guinea pigs don't interbreed and train their offspring into a pop group? Why airplanes don't have full sized basketball courts on the deck? Why beds aren't inclined at an angle? Why huffing glue changes all the colours and sounds?

Sadly, you're not alone. But rather than annoying everyone with a string of obtuse threads, you can just ask your questions here!

I'll go first:

Do you think that if sonic was a real hedjhog his spikes would make it hard to roll fast?

 

Why did she spend that year in college because of her horse?

 

yes

 

iluendersigh

 

Time to close the JCC.

 

Why doesn't Ender follow the same rules as the rest of us especially after serving as a moderator? Did he forget what he used to do here?

 

Why do videogames not kill you irl when you die.

Why did I just ask that?

 

good one beezel.

i'm trying to think of one myself..

 

now you're getting in the spirit of things

 

Ender, yes, but he isn't.

DP for me, she wanted to stay close to the stable.

Dabeeed, yes. Welcome to 2006.

Next!

 

Why don't we have Jedi?

 

Because it's a game.

Because life's a game.

 

Because they possess magical powers which do not exist.

 

What is the sound of one hand clapping

Ramza

 

Why does mens' underwear have a fly in them, even briefs? I don't use them.

What's the point with flat bedsheets, anyways? all you really need is the fitted one.

 

Who says we don't have magical powers?

 

do sheep count people when they have trouble sleeping?

 

do androids dream of electric sheep?

 

Reality.

No, they count sheep. Sheep they wish to have.

no, androids don't exist.

 

Excellent question, beezel, and I thank you for embracing the spirit of the thread.

To answer your question, I am staying within the parameters of the TOS and JC rules by not posting more than 3 threads per day.

 

That makes no sense. If a sheep suffering from insomnia were to count sheep that it desired, this would only cause arousal, which would not do much to help the thing sleep.

 

what it is like being an amoeba

 

why dont cars all have massage chairs in them that way you could get a massage as you drive what do you guys think,

 

If you could get a seatbelt that had a small area made of mint that you could lick to get minty fresh breath as you drive do you think it woul dbe popular and people would buy it let me tell you i think i would;

 

how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real, Jabba-wocky