Atlantic The British Embassy

Ok. I've had enough moaning...

Here's the Embassy. And I am the Ambassador!

//watches waiter walk round with small tray of Ferrerro Rocher...

 

Woohooooo! Chocolate!!!! Like I need any, but still!!!!! Hello, Az !!!!!

 

Wow, very nice Az

//helps herself to a couple of Ferrero Rocher//

 

I haven't had an OPPM for a week now!

 

Wow, a British Embassy in Atlantic Canada. This is cool.

 

Yeah - it is cool

//reclines in leather chair, pours self a brandy and lights a Cuban cigar...

//contemplates setting up own 'smut' thread...

 

LOL, well you guys can use the flirt thread too if you want too.

 

LOL! I'm a married woman Don't do that kind of thing

 

LOL

 

[best_upper_class_enlglishmen_accent_that_still_sucks] would you like a spot of tea? [/best_upper_class_enlglishmen_accent_that_still_sucks]

 

Now, now don't make fun.

 

**walks in**

**looks around**

may I ask where are the oreo cookies?

 

//oreo cookies magically appear

There ya go

 

//awaits Adam's feeble attempts at making tea...

//uncovers a safe full of oreo cookies... and the deeds for every branch of Tim Hortons

 

Tim Hortons rules

 

Aha. No. We rule Tim Hortons... LOL

 

Not really, you don't have any in your country. Ya know my hometown has the most Tim Horton stores in Canada. Tis where it began.

 

//orders the Imperial Guard to demolish every Tim Hortons brick by brick and transfer them by boat to the UK...

 

lol England doesn't have anything ..... I so want to leave it

 

Technically the British Embassy is British soil so you'd only have to walk through that door over there...

//points...

I LOVE my country...

 

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode when they were in Australia

 

Lady Vader, you want to leave England? I would do anything to live there! I so envy you! I would have killed to been born British!

 

It's not the problem of being born English, it's the fact we don't have anything. We are so behind with everything compared to you guys. We might as well have a hamster running a wheel to make our computers work

 

//looks at hamster powdered wheel generator next to her monitor//

LV - are you telling me that these are now out of date? I've only just bought it

 

lol

thats why your printer wouldn't work nothing to do with it not being plugged in but the hamster was not running fast enough