Atlantic The British Embassy

Bah, I knew I should have gone for the gerbil instead, but I couldn't afford the extra £2

I'm saving up for a hare powered unit.

 

count yourself lucky we have snails running the computers at college!!!

 

Wow, I thought you would have one of those chipmunk powered units, or even a cheetah with the big power storage unit

 

oh my no I mean how could you even think that they are still using paint shop pro 3 [face_shocked]

I'm more likely to purchase a chipmunk running one myself!

 

I fancied a chipmunk one myself - those little blighters certainly can move but apparently you need two to get it all to work right and I don't think I need that much power. Plus there's a serious risk of small power surges if you mix your negative chipmunks with your positive.

 

//Gets into battle gear and sets up protest outside embassy

OI, we don't want you scum over here! This is our Canada! Bleeding empires, think they own everything!

 

//turns hose on Brainfeaster...

Tea and scones are on me...

//runs into Embassy

 

//goes outside to offer the protestors scones and tea

 

ah, be quiet, Rambles.


*drinks his poor quality Canadian tea*

*eats his awesome Canadian donuts*

my computer is beaver powered. super-fast, too.

 

my computer is beaver powered. super-fast, too.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

They say the same thing about me AT!!!

 

yeah but give it some wood and it soon stops working

 

yeah but give it some wood and it soon stops working

 

Yes, well mine is moose powered. That's got to be the strongest animal alive in this country!

 

I guess ours can be dear powered but only the rich can have those

 

We'll have to give you guys a couple of moose. Damn, that sounds weird! Why can't "moose" be plural!

 

lol

I say blame the Americans

 

Yes! It's the Americans fault!

Sorry Tammy.

 

What are we blaming Americans for?

 

That "moose" can't be plural.

 

Sounds good. All weird spelling things are American after all. Defend the Us!

 

You can't say mooses! And you can't just call them meeses!

Look! Look! It's a herd of meeses!

 

Mooses, meese, meeses, moose!

My sister was bitten by a moose once. They hurt something nasty, moose bites do. No, really!

 

Oh I believe you! Why did it bite her? Damn aggressive things! And dumb!

 

Don't forget ugly!

 

I've actually never seen one up close. But they're murderers on the highway. Even, if you don't hit them, they can still charge at your car.