The challenge is this: build a set of statistics for the following (very) brief character description... ' ?Let me check my notes.? Anyone who knows ?Krif?, as his friends call him, knows enough to groan and hang their heads?or perhaps scream and run for cover?when they hear those words. It?s not enough for Krif to design powerful weapons?he has to test them out, personally, in uncontrolled conditions (such as the middle of a life-or-death firefight). Despite the tendency of his guns (referred to by one of his colleagues as ?lo, an horrific and unholy union twixt the weapon of a great starship and that of an infantry unit, come as a scourge upon the heads of all sane men and aliens?) to be finicky, misfiring messes, they have more than once been responsible for getting him and his friends out of trouble. And on the all-too-frequent occasions when his overpowered guns don?t work properly (or fail to work entirely), that is when his dreaded battle cry sounds. ?Let me check my notes.? ' The rules are as follows: you have up to ten levels, no ability scores above 19 or below 7 (post-racial modifiers), any humanoid species, any legal combination of classes and prestige classes. The winner, judged solely by me, gets a cookie. Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference.