The Cantina of Sarcasm and Jokes

Discussion in 'Fresno, CA' started by Heather_Skywalker, Sep 28, 2002.

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  1. Heather_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    Jul 13, 2002
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    Hey everyone!

    I thought that around here we didn't have a place just to be annoying, really.

    So here a create a place for sarcatic remarks and jokes- SW, blonde, other wise (all out of good fun).

    If it's blonde please say it at the begining of the joke so if someone doesn't want to read it they know- just to be nice.

    The only thing I ask is to PLEASE keep it clean. :) (PG-14)

    Here's my 1st one-

    (Blonde joke)

    There was a blonde and red head and a brunett who were running from the law. They raced into a bar and hid in the back room were the sacks of food were.

    When the coppers came they hit a barrel inwhich the red head was in. She went- bark bark.

    Than they hit the sack the brunett was in. She went- meow, meow.

    Lastly they hit and sack with the blonde. She went- p o t a t o

    enjoy!
    *Heather

    ps- no super "O's" please Roxy.



  2. Jedi-Finney Force Ghost

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    edit: oops i forgot how it went... lol.
  3. Heather_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    Jul 13, 2002
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    :mad: Okay, how about another joke?

    (Cheerleaders)
    There once were two cheerleaders and one said to the other, "I'm really scared about getting scitzofrenia." The other cheerleader replyed, "I'm a heliocopter."

    -She already had the disese.

    [face_blush] I know that one was stupid.
  4. Jedi-Roxy Jedi Master

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    Jun 13, 2002
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    Oooooo! Oooooo!

    SARCASM!!

    A joke? Here's one!

    (Blonde)

    What did that blonde say when she passed the Y.M.C.A?






    Oh look they spelt Macy's wrong!


    :p
  5. Heather_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    Jul 13, 2002
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  6. Jedi_LandotheBando Jedi Knight

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    Sep 19, 2002
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    Joke for Heather.
    Sorry Heather we can all already tell, with not even seeing your apperance, that you are a blonde. Jk!!!!!!!JK!!!!!!!
  7. jedivalens Force Ghost

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    Apr 2, 2001
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    A car full of blondes take a trip to Disneyland. As they approach the park they see a sign that says "Disneyland Left",....so they went home.






    I have other ones but theyre not too appropiate for the boards.
  8. Jedi-Finney Force Ghost

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    that one is older than sliced bread!


    Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

    A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years
  9. Heather_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    Jul 13, 2002
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    I've always liked those two.
    I'll have some more later I think :p
  10. Jedi-Finney Force Ghost

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    so is this just a blonde joke thread? or can we do anything? i need guidlines... heh
  11. jedivalens Force Ghost

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    Apr 2, 2001
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    a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks the horse, "why the long face?"
  12. Jedi-Finney Force Ghost

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    dude... your jokes suck! [face_devil]
  13. Heather_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    Jul 13, 2002
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    any jokes at all, and by the way, thelong horse- way over done :p
  14. jedivalens Force Ghost

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    Apr 2, 2001
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    well i posted that at like 4 in the morning.....i think i was sleeping......zzzzzz...
  15. Heather_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    I do that too :p
    Lando! I am not a blonde! I might acy like it sometimes, but I'm brunett all the way! (I know you were just joking)
  16. Jedi-Roxy Jedi Master

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    Jun 13, 2002
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    I like posters :p






    I like band :p







    I like.... people! :p
  17. jedivalens Force Ghost

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    Apr 2, 2001
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    Star Wars + Band = COOL
  18. Jedi-Roxy Jedi Master

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    Jun 13, 2002
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    I have some new humor. But I can't find it right now. When I do I will post and u will all laugh!
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