The cantina

I know of a few places that sell good fake facial hair..ill track them down and post on the costumes thread.

 

I'll also have a word with our make-up guy. He did some beard extensions for a short earlier in the year, so might have some details.

 

Thanks guys. You have no idea how close I have come to insanity trying to get hold of a simple fake beard! The smallest thing can totally ruin a production.

I mean how the hell are you supposed to have Obi-Wan without a beard??

It would have totally ruined the movie!

Mind you, I have seem fanfilm that have had a white Morpheus and a 6ft tall Frodo, so maybe it wouldn't have been too bad.

 

were is everyone 2nigth looks around

 

I was out at the cinema. Watching ROTS again. I guess everyone needs a night off now and again, you got to take a rest and come back fresh sometimes, or you just wind up repeating yourself or just wind up repeating yourself.

So who's on the bar tonight? I want a drink god damn it!

A White Russian please, in a square glass.

 

ah i know what u mean konw what u mean


and here is ur drink but we only have round glass here fancy pants

 

A round glass! Never have I been so insulted!

Can't you just take the round glass and shave bits off it to make it square?

I'd settle for anything with right angles.

 

sure looks in back here u go a square plant pot

 

A square potplant?? Who's the manager of this dive??

Oh wait, that would be me then!

I think I should be fired. Where's the health and safety laws in this place?

Ok, i'll settle for a triangular vase, can't say fairer than that.

 

sure i here by take over u bar it is now *under new owner*

 

Under new owner??

My alligence IS to the Cantina, TOO alcohol!

I will do what I must.

 

yes i will give it to a new owner unless u improve on ur hygine

 

Next thing you'll be telling me, you'll want "toilets" and "clean glasses" and all of that poncy stuff!

This is a Welsh Cantina matey! We serve hard liquor at not totally stupid prices and we offer round the clock fighting. What more does a person need, I ask you!

 

lol well u know some more girls would be nice

 

*Comes in*

Hi all i've been very busy....

could i have a drink please?

 

Here's your drink. Sorry it's three days late, but i've been out of comission lately and it seems the back up staff at this Cantina are not worth the half a sheckle I pay them!

We have quite a few women here actually. Well two or three...

But thats still 2 or 3 more than 99% of the other fanforces. Be happy and make them feel welcome. You can do that by buying them a flower pressing kit, a book of kitten pictures and maybe a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream.

Dude, do I know women or what!

 

are there u ar barman it been quite till u got back now look the nosie has gone back up naahh
it is good to see u back welsh guy and ur staff have been doing there jobs just dirnk ur money to them self and not selling anything

 

I don't know! I leave you in charge for a few days, I come back and you've all drunk the last years profit!

I'm sure there are some rules against this sort of thing.

Oh well, never mind. What was your order?

Babysham on the rocks?

 

lol well a till u find the rule we will keep drinking

and my order is 20 shots lol i am not wimp

 

yes the 20 shots in 20 minutes challenge!

 

"a flower pressing kit, a book of kitten pictures and maybe a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream."

Somehow thats not going to work with me....although kittens can be cute, and baileys is kinda nice...its not really me. Now a nice pair of boots goes down really well with me

Oh speaking of drinks...get me a baileys on the rocks

 

Wouldn't work with you hu? I got two out of three and I wasn't even trying!

Change the flower pressing kit for 10 yards of black leather-ette and you'll be picking out china patterns.

 

lol sure think u got a date welshguy lol (joke)

 

See, I would have offered her a baileys, some black thigh-high boots and a free pass to the wicken event of her choosing Of course, I'm crap at choosing gifts though.

 

Most of the time I just throw money at people and run away.

The few times that I have made a special effort to pick out something deep, meaningful and expensive, it has been greated with massive indifference.

So why bother.

*Throws money at Sakara and runs away*

There, should should do it!