SWRPF Archive The Character Purges

Welcome all to the Character Purges!
Created to allow us, the fans of Star Wars, to kill off those characters we despise (and sometimes love) just for the pure joy!
Although we all seem odd at times, you'll learn to love us, or hate us, then try to kill us!

I am General Scorsa Park (alias: Gen) and I am your Bigshot representative. I will let everyone else introduce themselves and then continue on with...whatever we were doing before.
Yay!

 

Thank you Gen! Yay I got the first reply!

I am Drake. Sith Lord and Bigshot...

*takes several baked goods out of cold storage and heats them up*

Anyone for cheese cake?

 

[gasp]
You stole my cheesecake line? [glares]

 

Meh...

It's a time of celebration! Not being mad at eachother...*glares at Nolan wherever he is*

 

Ohhhh ok!

Hey Drake....guess what?

 

*ears perk up*

What!?

 

Reloaded is released in a week!!!

Yayness!

 

*has heart attack and dies from the exitement*

 

The only thread you are allowed to chat in is the Hooper McFinney's B&G. If you dont start RPing in here soon, PoT will lock it. Just a bit of warning before it happens.

 

*grabs a random Kyp Durron clone*

But of course....

*shoots him in the head*

 

I believe it was worked out with the Mod for this forum...right Gen?

 

*groan* don't tell me we're descentagrating into a chat thread again!

*out of sheer desparation, grabs a kyp clone and starts poking him with her lightsaber*


::ahem:: anyhow, i am JediMaster91, but you can call me JM. i am the third Bigshot. i supply the endless amount of kyp clone to destroy and the occasional whack in the head or comic relief. i'm also having a bit of a competition with gen over here to see who can end up passed out the most. i think she's winning. i have claws, teeth and a pet krel named Nakita. both if us bite, so be wary.

*is bored with playing with the kyp clone and sliced it into tiny little pieces*

 

No offense people but i get the feeling that this will die...

*gets a random clone of himself and kills him*

 

NEVER! the Bigshots will NEVER die (we're Bigshots, k?).

*sends Nakita after chozen*

 

(( Well we should start going bakc to what we were doing, shall we?))

If Nolan were here he would give a synopsis of what just happened. Apparently, Nolan knew something we didn't when he died. I am Fett. Just Fett. I have a twin sister named Kadja. I lead the Mandalorian Warriors.

 

Um...I agree with Chozen...2 Purges...confusing!

I am GI_Admiral...Leader of the glorious Purging Fleet...

where are we doing our Matrix and X2 parody? We can do one in each thread!

 

Good Idea, GI.

 

I am Tsl...newly appointed bigshot. I'm leader of twin suns squadron and a very untalented Force-user...unless it's Darkside, that is

And to clear things up...This IS the purges, guys...

*waves her hand at everyone* The other thread does not exist...

Oh...Drake, you should prolly copy and paste the cast list over here...since the other thread will probably end up burried

 

hehe i forgot, im not really a bigshot... or am I...I dont know...Why wouldnt the admiral of the fleet know? BECUASE NO ONE HAS TOLD HIM!!

 

Well at least give it a decent name....I mean this just seems like another kyp killing place. Not a new purger place.

 

Well at least give it a decent name

What? Like, "The Society of Those Who Enjoy Killing Fake People in a Galaxy Far, Far Away" ?
That work for you chozen? You ok with that?

And apparently Drake didn't explain what happend to the old thread... [smacks Drake across forehead]
There were disagreements over the....um....ownership, I guess, of the Purges. I just moved us here to clear things up. Sorry. Just pretend like nothing happend.
And pay no attention to the warnings of people telling us not to chat. I've talked with the Mod.

Ummmmm...[plays Billie Jean on Raging Chaos bridge and does the moonwalk] Woooooooooooo!

 

*ahem* I am Auto. I drink tea, fly a clawcraft, wave a lightsaber and shoot stuff (but not as much as Fett), like so... *shoots a random Pwoe clone*... Horrah!
*points at funny looking red-haired human male* This's Malachi. He's a handy plot device for when I need two voices. Have fun!

 

*is smacked* Hey! I gave them the short story...

Ah well...I just copy and pasted this:

Neo ? Drake
Trinity ? Gen
Niobe ? JM
Persephone ? Auto
Link ? Chozen
Agent Johnson ? D3
Agent Thompson ? GI
Twin #1 ? TSL
Twin #2 ? Wyld
The Keymaker ? Kedri
Ghost ? Fett
Seraph ? Lerriya

Morpheus ? Mace Windu
Agent Smith (x100) ? [Apoc]
The Oracle ? Yoda
Merovingian ? [Malachi]
Zee ? Tahiri
Commander Lock ? [Aureus]
Captain Ballard ? Jacen Solo
Captain Sorren ? Jaina Solo
Councilor West ? Cal Omas
Councilor Hamman ? Trebakk
Sparks ? Anakin Solo

Some of these NPC's and SW characters may be subject to change depending on their roles in the movie.

If there's any changes you want to see made, please suggest it ASAP.

If there are any questions about who people are feel free to ask.

 

I'm not sure if Ghost will be in enough of the movie. But if he is, I heard he was awesome at Kung Fu.

 

Hehe, Mace as Morpheus - nice touch

Unfortunately, noone can be...told..what..the Force is...You need to see it for yourself...

Oh, I'm Wyld, resident Blond, will only go on missions if there's a possibility for shopping involved...But what does it matter, we're all here. Lets purge!