Here, you may recite the various impressive deeds (or facts about) the one and only master of awesomeness and roundhouse-kicks, Chuck Norris. The recitation of the deeds of Mr T, Christian Bale, or David Bowie are also of sufficient awesomeness for inclusion also. Either original acts or known acts are permitted. See here for more details. I'll commence proceedings. "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist."