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Oceania The Chuck Norris Awesomeness Thread

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Saintheart, May 14, 2007.

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  1. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight

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    Jack Bauer ended the Hundred Years War.
  2. Saintheart Jedi Grand Master

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    Chuck Norris started it.

    :D
  3. Kartanym Jedi Knight

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    May 23, 2002
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    Mr T recorded an audio commentary during it.
  4. mle Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 16, 2003
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    When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet. The pool gets Chuck Norris.
  5. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight

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    American soldiers interrogate terrorists for information. jack Bauer does it for fun.
  6. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight

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    Mar 31, 2002
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    Who's your daddy? Jack Bauer.
  7. Saintheart Jedi Grand Master

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    When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, don't be offended. He is merely telling you, in symbolic language, how many seconds you have left to live.
  8. Aztek Jedi Master

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    Apr 12, 2001
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    In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
  9. Saintheart Jedi Grand Master

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    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  10. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight

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    Jack Bauer can one-shot [link=http://www.wowwiki.com/Illidan]Illidan Stormrage[/link]
  11. Saintheart Jedi Grand Master

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    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It is a Chucktatorship.
  12. Exploding_Chicken Jedi Youngling

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    Chuck Norris created Clint Eastwood as a joke.
  13. Kartanym Jedi Knight

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    Mr T pity's himself because he isn't Chuck Norris.
  14. Saintheart Jedi Grand Master

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    Chuck Norris is suing Keanu Reeves for Keanu's portrayal of Chuck in "The Matrix."
  15. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight

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    Jack Bauer likes the LOL/ROFL Cats....especially for breakfast
  16. Saintheart Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 16, 2000
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    Space is only airless because Chuck Norris has not exhaled yet.
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