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Oceania The Chuck Norris Awesomeness Thread

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Saintheart, May 14, 2007.

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  1. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    Jack Bauer ended the Hundred Years War.
     
  2. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Chuck Norris started it.

    :D
     
  3. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    Mr T recorded an audio commentary during it.
     
  4. mle

    mle Jedi Youngling star 3

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    When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet. The pool gets Chuck Norris.
     
  5. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    American soldiers interrogate terrorists for information. jack Bauer does it for fun.
     
  6. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    Who's your daddy? Jack Bauer.
     
  7. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, don't be offended. He is merely telling you, in symbolic language, how many seconds you have left to live.
     
  8. Aztek

    Aztek Jedi Master star 4

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    In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
     
  9. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
     
  10. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    Jack Bauer can one-shot [link=http://www.wowwiki.com/Illidan]Illidan Stormrage[/link]
     
  11. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It is a Chucktatorship.
     
  12. Exploding_Chicken

    Exploding_Chicken Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Nov 23, 2002
    Chuck Norris created Clint Eastwood as a joke.
     
  13. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 23, 2002
    Mr T pity's himself because he isn't Chuck Norris.
     
  14. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Chuck Norris is suing Keanu Reeves for Keanu's portrayal of Chuck in "The Matrix."
     
  15. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    Jack Bauer likes the LOL/ROFL Cats....especially for breakfast
     
  16. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Space is only airless because Chuck Norris has not exhaled yet.
     
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