Oceania The Chuck Norris Awesomeness Thread

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  1. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Jack Bauer ended the Hundred Years War.
    MarvinTheMartian, May 25, 2007 at 4:49 PM
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  2. Saintheart RPF Manager/Kensai Emeritus

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    Chuck Norris started it.

    :D
    Saintheart, May 26, 2007 at 11:40 PM
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  3. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    Mr T recorded an audio commentary during it.
    Kartanym, May 26, 2007 at 11:51 PM
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  4. mle Jedi Knight

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    When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet. The pool gets Chuck Norris.
    mle, May 27, 2007 at 2:36 AM
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  5. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    American soldiers interrogate terrorists for information. jack Bauer does it for fun.
    MarvinTheMartian, May 27, 2007 at 7:06 AM
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  6. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Who's your daddy? Jack Bauer.
    MarvinTheMartian, May 27, 2007 at 5:14 PM
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  7. Saintheart RPF Manager/Kensai Emeritus

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    When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, don't be offended. He is merely telling you, in symbolic language, how many seconds you have left to live.
    Saintheart, May 27, 2007 at 5:40 PM
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  8. Jedi-Aztek Jedi Master

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    In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
    Jedi-Aztek, May 29, 2007 at 6:36 AM
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  9. Saintheart RPF Manager/Kensai Emeritus

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    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    Saintheart, May 29, 2007 at 6:39 AM
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  10. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    MarvinTheMartian, May 29, 2007 at 6:53 AM
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  11. Saintheart RPF Manager/Kensai Emeritus

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    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It is a Chucktatorship.
    Saintheart, May 29, 2007 at 5:25 PM
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  12. Exploding_Chicken Jedi Knight

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    Chuck Norris created Clint Eastwood as a joke.
    Exploding_Chicken, Jun 1, 2007 at 12:29 AM
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  13. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    Mr T pity's himself because he isn't Chuck Norris.
    Kartanym, Jun 1, 2007 at 2:12 AM
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  14. Saintheart RPF Manager/Kensai Emeritus

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    Chuck Norris is suing Keanu Reeves for Keanu's portrayal of Chuck in "The Matrix."
    Saintheart, Jun 2, 2007 at 2:38 AM
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  15. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Jack Bauer likes the LOL/ROFL Cats....especially for breakfast
    MarvinTheMartian, Jun 2, 2007 at 5:34 PM
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  16. Saintheart RPF Manager/Kensai Emeritus

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    Space is only airless because Chuck Norris has not exhaled yet.
    Saintheart, Jun 20, 2007 at 6:27 PM
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