Oceania The Chuck Norris Awesomeness Thread

Jack Bauer ended the Hundred Years War.

 

Chuck Norris started it.

 

Mr T recorded an audio commentary during it.

 

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet. The pool gets Chuck Norris.

 

American soldiers interrogate terrorists for information. jack Bauer does it for fun.

 

Who's your daddy? Jack Bauer.

 

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, don't be offended. He is merely telling you, in symbolic language, how many seconds you have left to live.

 

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

Jack Bauer can one-shot Illidan Stormrage

 

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It is a Chucktatorship.

 

Chuck Norris created Clint Eastwood as a joke.

 

Mr T pity's himself because he isn't Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris is suing Keanu Reeves for Keanu's portrayal of Chuck in "The Matrix."

 

Jack Bauer likes the LOL/ROFL Cats....especially for breakfast

 

Space is only airless because Chuck Norris has not exhaled yet.