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Fanclub The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello , Jun 18, 2007.

  1. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Greetings and salutations, fellow mortals. It is I, [hl=indigo]Jello[/hl], also known as the Waru of Waru.

    A few days ago, in [link=http://boards.theforce.net/Literature/b10003/19870103]this[/link] thread, a revelation was made that revealed the glorious light of Waru to our pitiful minds.

    Waru has invoked his awesome powers of the anti-Force to create two prophets, jawajames and Halagad_Ventor--as well as myself, GrandAdmiralJello, the Waru of Waru--his mortal representative on Earth.

    I inform you that for a mere one thousand credits, you can become a Blessed Son/Daughter of the great Waru and earn your own Slab of Waru? for your religious and devotional purposes.

    Join now, and let us spread the light and glory that is Waru all over the galaxy!

    This, indeed, is Waru's Second Coming--observe the words of the Prophet of Waru, jawajames:

    [blockquote]Welcome to the Second Coming of the Golden Glob of Light and Peace, Waru.

    In the beginning, there was Waru. And Waru proclaimed a vision of joy and love and peace. People came to Waru to share in this vision, and began to bring Waru's mission to the masses. These followers of Waru became known as the Church of Waru, and there were many holy people among them. Each of them was given a role to play in Waru's ministry, and were granted talents of leadership, prophecy, artistic direction, agricultural expertise, music, knowledge, piety, vigilance, hairdressing, praise coordination, record keeping, psychological analysis, and ironing. Waru rejoiced with his faithful in the Church of Waru and proclaimed that every Fruday would be a feast in celebration of these talents, and of Waru's love and peace.

    And the faithful grew in number. New faces were welcomed, and all came to know Waru's love and sing Waru's praises. The Church membership embarked on a mission to construct a Waru-Dome, an entire city full of the bounties of Waru: praise and worship space, meditation chambers, waterslides, suites and dormitories, concert halls, miniature golf courses, gardens, libraries, and so much more. Many members used their talents to build this magnificent city, and lived in peace and contentment, and spread the word of Waru's love and peace.

    When the praises of Waru reached ten-thousandfold, Waru appeared in a new form, full of majesty and glory. And thus we have moved here on this night for Waru's second coming. This Fruday eve shall stand on the calendar and be remembered.

    Waru told me this in a vision, and his visions are true.

    I call upon our faithful brothers and sisters to visit this new church, and share their testimony and praise on this Fruday.

    *Waru comes out with a big pair of golden scissors and cuts a golden ribbon marking the new thread officially open*

    Praise Waru!
    I call upon Sinrebirth to post our sacred scripture: The Tao of Waru. [/blockquote]

    Roster:
    [hl=indigo]GrandAdmiralJello[/hl] - Waru of Waru
    jawajames - High Prophet #1 of Waru
    Halagad_Ventor - High Prophet #2 of Waru
    rogue_wookiee - Herald of Waru (and keeper of Waru merchandise)
    Ackbar_van_gungan - *the* Sacred Slab of Waru?
    [hl=lime]EmperorSorridom[/hl] - Royal Receptacle
    [hl=black]SWBob[/hl] - Senator and Praise Man of Waru
    Nemuro - Grand Inquisitor of Waru
    [hl=darkred]s65horsey[/hl] - Agriculture Expert of Waru
    Sinrebirth - Shrink of Waru and Keeper of the Tao
    Jedi-Killer_17; Organist and Music Director
    Fire_Light; Blessed Bouncer of Waru
    Zedd-Vega; Bounty Hunter of Waru
    lexu; Waru's Mistress and Concubine
    AdmiralZaarin ; Follower of Waru
    DaJames; Bartender of Waru
    darth_Boba; Muralist and Artist and uh architect
    Imperial_Hammer; Usher and Secretary
    JediCallista_1_6_e54; Cleaner of Waru
    jedi_of_ennth; Fashion Designer of the Church of Waru
    Blue_Ice-Green_Fire; Dietitian o
     
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  2. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Aug 18, 2003
    Ah, a new thread. I shall try to stay around this time, life shall not call me away... I hope.

    Evil.
     
  3. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Second post! Praise be to Waru on this wonderful day, for he let me live until I turned 20! [face_praying]

    I thank you, My Lord!
     
  4. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Praise Waru!!!!

    *brings in crops form the field and places them at Waru's alter*

    With your permission, Waru, I'd like to use these crops to prepare a spectacular feast for Fruday this week.
     
  5. RK_Striker_JK_5

    RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jul 2, 2003
    I'm gonna try and stick around this time. No DRL and losing track this time!

    *Stands by door, weapons at the ready*
     
  6. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Plenty of time before Waru Day, so keep those weapons loaded...
     
  7. RK_Striker_JK_5

    RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    *Salutes Mr44* Sure thing! :D *Holds up rifle*
     
  8. Teegirloo

    Teegirloo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 26, 2005
    Ooh that sweet thread smell. Very nice indeed.

    Oh im not listed as a member boo hoo.:_|

    Was it the pillow fights?[face_mischief]

    Oh blessed Waru why why why.[face_praying]

    I bring gifts for Waru,

    a three leged ewok who's deformities have well not allowed it to rise up in the ewok ranks.

    and a lost blind hoojib who lost their way.:p
     
  9. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ooh that sweet thread smell. Very nice indeed.

    The sweet smell is from all the cakes that are hoarded in Waru's Temple. On second thought, after a while, they're not that sweet... :p
     
  10. The Great No One

    The Great No One Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Jun 4, 2005
    *looks over the list* you missed two people, so far. i'd be number two.

    *shrugs* guess i'll just have to reapply, or something...

    *considers a new title, as i can't remember the old one*

    :snoopy
     
  11. Teegirloo

    Teegirloo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 26, 2005
    *thinks of title for herself*

    How about the muse of Waru:p

    You know 44 you're right the cakes are not sweet. Infact the baker should be fired.:p
     
  12. SWBob

    SWBob Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 19, 2003
    Oh Holy Waru!

    You have blessed us with the new thread smell,(least I hope that's what it is). You are truly great!


    Did we move to a new facility, meaning new rooms?
     
  13. EmperorSorridom

    EmperorSorridom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Apr 2, 2005
    Sinrebirth - Shrink of Waru and Keeper of the Tao

    Only two of your numerous, lofty titles? I must say, Sinre; I'm impressed by this tremendous and uncharacteristic display of modesty. =D=



    and a lost blind hoojib who lost their way.

    Prior forgiveness rescinded, TEE. :p



    *looks over the list* you missed two people, so far. i'd be number two.

    *shrugs* guess i'll just have to reapply, or something...

    *considers a new title, as i can't remember the old one*


    Blame it on Sinre.

    I don't recall exactly, but didn't your old title have something to do with zombie biker-chickens? Or something?

    :p
     
  14. Teegirloo

    Teegirloo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 26, 2005
    Hey it needs to be put out of its misery. Waru will take care of it.:p
     
  15. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *sets up pillow minigun in doorway, smiles like a wolf sneaking up on a herd of unsuspecting sheep and opens fire*
     
  16. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jun 24, 2006
    *moves hers and Sinre's stuff into their room*

    *leaves a piece of meat in the bathroom for r_w to find as a new thread warming present*

    [face_praying] Waru
     
  17. SWBob

    SWBob Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 19, 2003
    *Picks up a RPP(Rocket Propelled Pillow) and fires it at R_W's position*

    Pillow Away!!!

    *ducks behind wall again*
     
  18. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Apr 24, 2004
    Thanks Sey. [:D]

    *returns fire at Bob*

    Oh BTW, I'm back on myspace and now also on facebook due to people telling me that they wanted to use them for trip picture distribution. myspace.com/are_doubleyou and I'm not sure about facebook. If anybody wants to befriend me or something you're welcome to do so.

    Except dom. He has to PM me with an essay on why I should allow it. :p
     
  19. Teegirloo

    Teegirloo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Where's the link to your myspace RW. I will venture in and befriend you.:p
     
  20. benkenobi151

    benkenobi151 Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 16, 2005
    *walks in to new Waru dome, gazes up into high ceiling*

    *casually walks around exploring new things, feels smoothness of new marble*

    Nice.:D
     
  21. RK_Striker_JK_5

    RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jul 2, 2003
    *Blocks incoming pillows and dives to the side, firing off his pillow pistol*

    Eat feathery death!
     
  22. SWBob

    SWBob Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 19, 2003
    I keep looking for a thread with page numbers but I cant find it. :p

    Anyways as your senator I am here to inform you that Thrawn Fans Unite(TFU), is being hosted by the senate. So drop on by and give TFU a mighty Waru showing.










    Man those announcement really drain me.:p
     
  23. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Only two of your numerous, lofty titles? I must say, Sinre; I'm impressed by this tremendous and uncharacteristic display of modesty. =D=

    Oh yes, I forgot, I'm back-up Prophet of Waru, and Priest of PaW. :p

    Blame it on Sinre.

    TEE, Trim, decide your titles and I'll have the moderators add you to the roster. Sorry! [face_blush]

    Muse of Waru, TEE? Snazzy!

    *closes door to bedroom before r_w gets in, locking him and Sey inside*
     
  24. Nemuro

    Nemuro Jedi Master star 4

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    May 9, 2003
    New thread !!!


    *rushes to get a perfectly suited bedroom*


     
  25. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    *looks wistfully at the closed door*

    You know that won't stop him, sweets, but nice try. [:D]