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The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello, Jun 18, 2007.

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GrandAdmiralJello Emperor: Community & Lit

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Greetings and salutations, fellow mortals. It is I, Jello, also known as the Waru of Waru.

A few days ago, in this thread, a revelation was made that revealed the glorious light of Waru to our pitiful minds.

Waru has invoked his awesome powers of the anti-Force to create two prophets, jawajames and Halagad_Ventor--as well as myself, GrandAdmiralJello, the Waru of Waru--his mortal representative on Earth.

I inform you that for a mere one thousand credits, you can become a Blessed Son/Daughter of the great Waru and earn your own Slab of Waru? for your religious and devotional purposes.

Join now, and let us spread the light and glory that is Waru all over the galaxy!

This, indeed, is Waru's Second Coming--observe the words of the Prophet of Waru, jawajames:

Welcome to the Second Coming of the Golden Glob of Light and Peace, Waru.

In the beginning, there was Waru. And Waru proclaimed a vision of joy and love and peace. People came to Waru to share in this vision, and began to bring Waru's mission to the masses. These followers of Waru became known as the Church of Waru, and there were many holy people among them. Each of them was given a role to play in Waru's ministry, and were granted talents of leadership, prophecy, artistic direction, agricultural expertise, music, knowledge, piety, vigilance, hairdressing, praise coordination, record keeping, psychological analysis, and ironing. Waru rejoiced with his faithful in the Church of Waru and proclaimed that every Fruday would be a feast in celebration of these talents, and of Waru's love and peace.

And the faithful grew in number. New faces were welcomed, and all came to know Waru's love and sing Waru's praises. The Church membership embarked on a mission to construct a Waru-Dome, an entire city full of the bounties of Waru: praise and worship space, meditation chambers, waterslides, suites and dormitories, concert halls, miniature golf courses, gardens, libraries, and so much more. Many members used their talents to build this magnificent city, and lived in peace and contentment, and spread the word of Waru's love and peace.

When the praises of Waru reached ten-thousandfold, Waru appeared in a new form, full of majesty and glory. And thus we have moved here on this night for Waru's second coming. This Fruday eve shall stand on the calendar and be remembered.

Waru told me this in a vision, and his visions are true.

I call upon our faithful brothers and sisters to visit this new church, and share their testimony and praise on this Fruday.

*Waru comes out with a big pair of golden scissors and cuts a golden ribbon marking the new thread officially open*

Praise Waru!
I call upon Sinrebirth to post our sacred scripture: The Tao of Waru.

Roster:
GrandAdmiralJello - Waru of Waru
jawajames - High Prophet #1 of Waru
Halagad_Ventor - High Prophet #2 of Waru
rogue_wookiee - Herald of Waru (and keeper of Waru merchandise)
Ackbar_van_gungan - *the* Sacred Slab of Waru?
EmperorSorridom - Royal Receptacle
SWBob - Senator and Praise Man of Waru
Nemuro - Grand Inquisitor of Waru
s65horsey - Agriculture Expert of Waru
Sinrebirth - Shrink of Waru and Keeper of the Tao
Jedi-Killer_17; Organist and Music Director
Fire_Light; Blessed Bouncer of Waru
Zedd-Vega; Bounty Hunter of Waru
lexu; Waru's Mistress and Concubine
AdmiralZaarin ; Follower of Waru
DaJames; Bartender of Waru
darth_Boba; Muralist and Artist and uh architect
Imperial_Hammer; Usher and Secretary
JediCallista_1_6_e54; Cleaner of Waru
jedi_of_ennth; Fashion Designer of the Church of Waru
Blue_Ice-Green_Fire; Dietitian o

GrandAdmiralJello, Jun 18, 2007 at 12:58 AM

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Evil_King_Wiggins Jedi Grand Master

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Aug 18, 2003

Ah, a new thread. I shall try to stay around this time, life shall not call me away... I hope.

Evil.

Evil_King_Wiggins, Jun 18, 2007 at 1:28 AM

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Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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Nov 15, 2004

Second post! Praise be to Waru on this wonderful day, for he let me live until I turned 20!

I thank you, My Lord!

Sinrebirth, Jun 18, 2007 at 6:10 AM

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s65horsey EUC CHANCELLOR & Otter-loving former EUC mod

Member Since:

Jun 24, 2006

Praise Waru!!!!

*brings in crops form the field and places them at Waru's alter*

With your permission, Waru, I'd like to use these crops to prepare a spectacular feast for Fruday this week.

s65horsey, Jun 18, 2007 at 7:51 AM

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RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master

Member Since:

Jul 2, 2003

I'm gonna try and stick around this time. No DRL and losing track this time!

*Stands by door, weapons at the ready*

RK_Striker_JK_5, Jun 18, 2007 at 8:00 AM

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Mr44 VIP

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May 21, 2002

Plenty of time before Waru Day, so keep those weapons loaded...

Mr44, Jun 18, 2007 at 8:03 AM

#6
RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master

Member Since:

Jul 2, 2003

*Salutes Mr44* Sure thing! *Holds up rifle*

RK_Striker_JK_5, Jun 18, 2007 at 8:08 AM

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Teegirloo SWC AoD Dark Lady of the Sith

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May 26, 2005

Ooh that sweet thread smell. Very nice indeed.

Oh im not listed as a member boo hoo.

Was it the pillow fights?

Oh blessed Waru why why why.

I bring gifts for Waru,

a three leged ewok who's deformities have well not allowed it to rise up in the ewok ranks.

and a lost blind hoojib who lost their way.

Teegirloo, Jun 18, 2007 at 8:16 AM

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Mr44 VIP

Member Since:

May 21, 2002

Ooh that sweet thread smell. Very nice indeed.

The sweet smell is from all the cakes that are hoarded in Waru's Temple. On second thought, after a while, they're not that sweet...

Mr44, Jun 18, 2007 at 8:21 AM

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Trimaj Jedi Grand Master

Member Since:

Jun 4, 2005

*looks over the list* you missed two people, so far. i'd be number two.

*shrugs* guess i'll just have to reapply, or something...

*considers a new title, as i can't remember the old one*

:snoopy

Trimaj, Jun 18, 2007 at 8:33 AM

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Teegirloo SWC AoD Dark Lady of the Sith

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May 26, 2005

*thinks of title for herself*

How about the muse of Waru

You know 44 you're right the cakes are not sweet. Infact the baker should be fired.

Teegirloo, Jun 18, 2007 at 8:46 AM

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SWBob Jedi Master

Member Since:

Jun 19, 2003

Oh Holy Waru!

You have blessed us with the new thread smell,(least I hope that's what it is). You are truly great!

Did we move to a new facility, meaning new rooms?

SWBob, Jun 18, 2007 at 9:44 AM

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EmperorSorridom Jedi Grand Master

Member Since:

Apr 2, 2005

Sinrebirth - Shrink of Waru and Keeper of the Tao

Only two of your numerous, lofty titles? I must say, Sinre; I'm impressed by this tremendous and uncharacteristic display of modesty.

and a lost blind hoojib who lost their way.

Prior forgiveness rescinded, TEE.

*looks over the list* you missed two people, so far. i'd be number two.

*shrugs* guess i'll just have to reapply, or something...

*considers a new title, as i can't remember the old one*

Blame it on Sinre.

I don't recall exactly, but didn't your old title have something to do with zombie biker-chickens? Or something?

EmperorSorridom, Jun 18, 2007 at 10:02 AM

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Teegirloo SWC AoD Dark Lady of the Sith

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May 26, 2005

EmperorSorridom said:

and a lost blind hoojib who lost their way.

Prior forgiveness rescinded, TEE.

Hey it needs to be put out of its misery. Waru will take care of it.

Teegirloo, Jun 18, 2007 at 10:08 AM

#14
rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

Member Since:

Apr 24, 2004

*sets up pillow minigun in doorway, smiles like a wolf sneaking up on a herd of unsuspecting sheep and opens fire*

rogue_wookiee, Jun 18, 2007 at 3:36 PM

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s65horsey EUC CHANCELLOR & Otter-loving former EUC mod

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Jun 24, 2006

*moves hers and Sinre's stuff into their room*

*leaves a piece of meat in the bathroom for r_w to find as a new thread warming present*

Waru

s65horsey, Jun 18, 2007 at 3:42 PM

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SWBob Jedi Master

Member Since:

Jun 19, 2003

*Picks up a RPP(Rocket Propelled Pillow) and fires it at R_W's position*

Pillow Away!!!

*ducks behind wall again*

SWBob, Jun 18, 2007 at 3:46 PM

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rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

Member Since:

Apr 24, 2004

Thanks Sey.

*returns fire at Bob*

Oh BTW, I'm back on myspace and now also on facebook due to people telling me that they wanted to use them for trip picture distribution. myspace.com/are_doubleyou and I'm not sure about facebook. If anybody wants to befriend me or something you're welcome to do so.

Except dom. He has to PM me with an essay on why I should allow it.

rogue_wookiee, Jun 18, 2007 at 4:51 PM

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Teegirloo SWC AoD Dark Lady of the Sith

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May 26, 2005

Where's the link to your myspace RW. I will venture in and befriend you.

Teegirloo, Jun 18, 2007 at 7:44 PM

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benkenobi151 Jedi Master

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Jul 16, 2005

*walks in to new Waru dome, gazes up into high ceiling*

*casually walks around exploring new things, feels smoothness of new marble*

Nice.

benkenobi151, Jun 18, 2007 at 8:03 PM

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RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master

Member Since:

Jul 2, 2003

*Blocks incoming pillows and dives to the side, firing off his pillow pistol*

Eat feathery death!

RK_Striker_JK_5, Jun 18, 2007 at 9:37 PM

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SWBob Jedi Master

Member Since:

Jun 19, 2003

I keep looking for a thread with page numbers but I cant find it.

Anyways as your senator I am here to inform you that Thrawn Fans Unite(TFU), is being hosted by the senate. So drop on by and give TFU a mighty Waru showing.

Man those announcement really drain me.

SWBob, Jun 18, 2007 at 10:55 PM

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Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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Nov 15, 2004

Only two of your numerous, lofty titles? I must say, Sinre; I'm impressed by this tremendous and uncharacteristic display of modesty.

Oh yes, I forgot, I'm back-up Prophet of Waru, and Priest of PaW.

Blame it on Sinre.

TEE, Trim, decide your titles and I'll have the moderators add you to the roster. Sorry!

Muse of Waru, TEE? Snazzy!

*closes door to bedroom before r_w gets in, locking him and Sey inside*

Sinrebirth, Jun 19, 2007 at 6:20 AM

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Nemuro Jedi Master

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May 9, 2003

New thread !!!

*rushes to get a perfectly suited bedroom*

Nemuro, Jun 19, 2007 at 10:21 AM

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s65horsey EUC CHANCELLOR & Otter-loving former EUC mod

Member Since:

Jun 24, 2006

Sinrebirth said:

*closes door to bedroom before r_w gets in, locking him and Sey inside*

*looks wistfully at the closed door*

You know that won't stop him, sweets, but nice try.

s65horsey, Jun 19, 2007 at 10:35 AM

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