Fanclub The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello, Jun 18, 2007.

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  1. rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Apr 24, 2004
    star 6
    Lazy people... :p

    There's nothing that can keep me out. :p
  2. blubeast1237 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2007
    star 5
    *Cracks knuckles*

    Okay, I'll join.

    Where does a faithful long distance servant of Waru go to sign up ?


    Beast
  3. SWBob Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 19, 2003
    star 4
    First you have to deposit your thousand credits and then think of a title.


    Once you have done that you will recieve your Robe of Instant Sexyfication.


    And a fruit basket!


  4. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 2, 2003
    star 7
    Hey, I didn't get a fruit basket when I joined way back when!
  5. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Nov 15, 2004
    star 7
    Blame rogue_wookiee, RK. He usually intercepts the food. Or Dom whisks it away to feed the Hoojibs. I heard PaW was bankrupt.

    Oh, btw. I just wrote the first part of EUC Fanfiction, and I'm pretty sure all of us are in it. Alot of name-dropping, cliches and character stereotypes, I assure you. When its looked at by the EUC Fanficers, it'll be posted.

    So, RK, get yourself over there and read. :p

    Yeah there is.

    *opens door, and places naked Hasselhoff pictures on the front of the door, and connects up the door so if anyone touches it from the outside his voice comes through, all heavy and deep, uttering advances to the person who touches him*

    There. That'll keep r_w away from the door.

    *locks*

    *places bookcase behind door*

    *Sinre looks hopeful that it'll keep them out*

    Waru, please save us! [face_praying]
  6. blubeast1237 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2007
    star 5
    *Blows up StealthX to collect insurance money*

    Okay, I have the credits.

    Now where do I put these?

    For the name, howabout Warlord of Waru.

    :D


    Beast
  7. Nemuro Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 9, 2003
    star 4
    Warlord of Waru sound good... it has a nice ring to it.

    You may want to familiarize with Waru's enemies then.


    *pulls out copies of The Big Book of Hoojib Puppies and Poodoo's Guide to the People Who Likes Zekk*



    [face_peace]




  8. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 2, 2003
    star 7
    Read it and reviewed. *Cracks knuckles* Now just gotta get going on mine. *Sees backlog of fics* Waru, guide me!
  9. benkenobi151 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 16, 2005
    star 4
    *cracks knuckles because it seems to be the popular thing to do*
  10. rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Apr 24, 2004
    star 6
    Only because you don't feed me enough. [face_not_talking]


    Please. I just spent a week in a tiny cabin with 6 other guys. Several of whom were involved in athletics and therefore had no problems getting naked without warning right in front of me.

    Also I think it's scary that you have quick access to naked Hasselhoff photos.

    EDIT: Now that I actually have a friend on Facebook (thanks for not rejecting me Sinre. :p ) I was able to make sure that this link would be an accurate URL for people who are not me.
  11. Teegirloo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 26, 2005
    star 6
    Only because you don't feed me enough

    Youre fed well enough to feed a starving nation.:p


    More new peeps. Everyone seems to love Waru.:)

    [image=http://santa.co.jp/wear/blog/usrig/santa/warumon-thumb.jpg]
  12. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Nov 15, 2004
    star 7
    What in Waru's name is that?!?!

    Looks like r_w's and doms love-child!

    (r_w, that was payback for the comments about me not feeding you (its Sey's job, you're her pet :p), and the Hasselhoff pictures comment).

    Thanks for the review, RK. It'll be up soon-ish.

    *would crack knuckles, but doesn't want arthritis*
  13. Teegirloo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 26, 2005
    star 6
    Thats a mon chi chi who is giving himself as a sacrifice for Waru.:p
  14. rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Apr 24, 2004
    star 6
    Indeed. It got Dom's face and my long arms.

    I thought I was a friend. The Kramer to your Jerry. :(

    And you walked right into the Hasselhoff comment.
  15. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 2, 2003
    star 7
    *Hands Rogue_Wookiee a bag of holding*

    There. Now you'll never go hungry. It's filled with... whatever your favorite food is.
  16. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Nov 15, 2004
    star 7
    Indeed, you're Sey's pet and my friend. One of my oldest, as a matter of fact.

    I'll be back in a moment. The TF.N isn't letting me post the EUC Fanfic, RK, so I'm suspecting its my Net connection, which I've abused for a few hours.
  17. rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Apr 24, 2004
    star 6
    o_O Define pet. :p
  18. StarWarsFreak444 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2005
    star 7
    I want to rejoin the church of Waru :)
  19. SWBob Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 19, 2003
    star 4
    Actually I got it as a gift and is passing on the line.






    Minus an apple.
  20. EmperorSorridom Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2005
    star 5
    Except dom. He has to PM me with an essay on why I should allow it.

    Unfortunately, I couldn't reject you even if I wanted to. :p



    Indeed. It got Dom's face and my long arms.

    Too bad it didn't inherit my fashion sense.



    Sig changed again to annoy Dom.


    At least this one mentions me. :p
  21. Teegirloo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 26, 2005
    star 6
    indeed. It got Dom's face and my long arms.

    Yeah and its hairy like you. It's an abomination.:p

    Waru save us![face_praying]
  22. rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Apr 24, 2004
    star 6
    I'm not going to put the effort into finding your facebook or myspace account. :p

    Indeed.

    [image=http://www.freewebs.com/clanplod/kramer.bmp]

  23. benkenobi151 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 16, 2005
    star 4
    I always loved Seinfeld.:D
  24. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

    Member Since:
    Jun 24, 2006
    star 7
    What do you mean I don't ever feed you, r_w? I left a big slab of meat in the bathroom for you earlier. :(

    Welcome, Bluebeast, and before you ask, no you can't live with Sinre and me.
  25. SWBob Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 19, 2003
    star 4
    You could live with Dom. It almost the same thing. Only less snuggling.


    And toilets.
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