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Fanclub The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello , Jun 18, 2007.

  1. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    [link=http://www.myspace.com/are_doubleyou]Lazy people... :p[/link]

    There's nothing that can keep me out. :p
     
  2. blubeast1237

    blubeast1237 Jedi Master star 5

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    *Cracks knuckles*

    Okay, I'll join.

    Where does a faithful long distance servant of Waru go to sign up ?


    Beast
     
  3. SWBob

    SWBob Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 19, 2003
    First you have to deposit your thousand credits and then think of a title.


    Once you have done that you will recieve your Robe of Instant Sexyfication.


    And a fruit basket!


     
  4. RK_Striker_JK_5

    RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Hey, I didn't get a fruit basket when I joined way back when!
     
  5. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Blame rogue_wookiee, RK. He usually intercepts the food. Or Dom whisks it away to feed the Hoojibs. I heard PaW was bankrupt.

    Oh, btw. I just wrote the first part of EUC Fanfiction, and I'm pretty sure all of us are in it. Alot of name-dropping, cliches and character stereotypes, I assure you. When its looked at by the EUC Fanficers, it'll be posted.

    So, RK, get yourself over there and read. :p

    Yeah there is.

    *opens door, and places naked Hasselhoff pictures on the front of the door, and connects up the door so if anyone touches it from the outside his voice comes through, all heavy and deep, uttering advances to the person who touches him*

    There. That'll keep r_w away from the door.

    *locks*

    *places bookcase behind door*

    *Sinre looks hopeful that it'll keep them out*

    Waru, please save us! [face_praying]
     
  6. blubeast1237

    blubeast1237 Jedi Master star 5

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    *Blows up StealthX to collect insurance money*

    Okay, I have the credits.

    Now where do I put these?

    For the name, howabout Warlord of Waru.

    :D


    Beast
     
  7. Nemuro

    Nemuro Jedi Master star 4

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    May 9, 2003
    Warlord of Waru sound good... it has a nice ring to it.

    You may want to familiarize with Waru's enemies then.


    *pulls out copies of The Big Book of Hoojib Puppies and Poodoo's Guide to the People Who Likes Zekk*



    [face_peace]




     
  8. RK_Striker_JK_5

    RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Read it and reviewed. *Cracks knuckles* Now just gotta get going on mine. *Sees backlog of fics* Waru, guide me!
     
  9. benkenobi151

    benkenobi151 Jedi Master star 4

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    *cracks knuckles because it seems to be the popular thing to do*
     
  10. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Only because you don't feed me enough. [face_not_talking]


    Please. I just spent a week in a tiny cabin with 6 other guys. Several of whom were involved in athletics and therefore had no problems getting naked without warning right in front of me.

    Also I think it's scary that you have quick access to naked Hasselhoff photos.

    EDIT: Now that I actually have a friend on Facebook (thanks for not rejecting me Sinre. :p ) I was able to make sure that this [link=http://parkland.facebook.com/profile.php?id=605468522]link[/link] would be an accurate URL for people who are not me.
     
  11. Teegirloo

    Teegirloo Jedi Master star 6

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    Only because you don't feed me enough

    Youre fed well enough to feed a starving nation.:p


    More new peeps. Everyone seems to love Waru.:)

    [image=http://santa.co.jp/wear/blog/usrig/santa/warumon-thumb.jpg]
     
  12. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    What in Waru's name is that?!?!

    Looks like r_w's and doms love-child!

    (r_w, that was payback for the comments about me not feeding you (its Sey's job, you're her pet :p), and the Hasselhoff pictures comment).

    Thanks for the review, RK. It'll be up soon-ish.

    *would crack knuckles, but doesn't want arthritis*
     
  13. Teegirloo

    Teegirloo Jedi Master star 6

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    Thats a mon chi chi who is giving himself as a sacrifice for Waru.:p
     
  14. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Indeed. It got Dom's face and my long arms.

    I thought I was a friend. The Kramer to your Jerry. :(

    And you walked right into the Hasselhoff comment.
     
  15. RK_Striker_JK_5

    RK_Striker_JK_5 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jul 2, 2003
    *Hands Rogue_Wookiee a bag of holding*

    There. Now you'll never go hungry. It's filled with... whatever your favorite food is.
     
  16. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Indeed, you're Sey's pet and my friend. One of my oldest, as a matter of fact.

    I'll be back in a moment. The TF.N isn't letting me post the EUC Fanfic, RK, so I'm suspecting its my Net connection, which I've abused for a few hours.
     
  17. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    o_O Define pet. :p
     
  18. StarWarsFreak444

    StarWarsFreak444 Jedi Master star 7

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    I want to rejoin the church of Waru :)
     
  19. SWBob

    SWBob Jedi Master star 4

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    Actually I got it as a gift and is passing on the line.






    Minus an apple.
     
  20. EmperorSorridom

    EmperorSorridom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Except dom. He has to PM me with an essay on why I should allow it.

    Unfortunately, I couldn't reject you even if I wanted to. :p



    Indeed. It got Dom's face and my long arms.

    Too bad it didn't inherit my fashion sense.



    Sig changed again to annoy Dom.


    At least this one mentions me. :p
     
  21. Teegirloo

    Teegirloo Jedi Master star 6

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    May 26, 2005
    indeed. It got Dom's face and my long arms.

    Yeah and its hairy like you. It's an abomination.:p

    Waru save us![face_praying]
     
  22. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I'm not going to put the effort into finding your facebook or myspace account. :p

    Indeed.

    [image=http://www.freewebs.com/clanplod/kramer.bmp]

     
  23. benkenobi151

    benkenobi151 Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 16, 2005
    I always loved Seinfeld.:D
     
  24. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What do you mean I don't ever feed you, r_w? I left a big slab of meat in the bathroom for you earlier. :(

    Welcome, Bluebeast, and before you ask, no you can't live with Sinre and me.
     
  25. SWBob

    SWBob Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 19, 2003
    You could live with Dom. It almost the same thing. Only less snuggling.


    And toilets.