The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming

I'm not going to put the effort into finding your facebook or myspace account.

However much effort you would put in would be irrelevant.



Indeed.

Eh. Those colors are a bit drab.



Sig changed again to annoy my creepy emo stalker.

Sinre?



You could live with Dom. It almost the same thing.

Living with me is almost the same thing as living with horsey and Sinre?

I'm clueless as to how to respond to that.



Only less snuggling.

*snorts* I do plenty of snuggling with my stuffed Ortolan.

Living with me is almost the same thing as living with horsey and Sinre?

I'm clueless as to how to respond to that.

Well i have a thought but its not TOS friendly.

Sey, I was only referring to Sinre not feeding me. You're cool.

Ah. I'm not sure if you can get Facebook until you are registered for college and Myspace is a very glitchy site .

Sinre isn't emo.

That's never stopped you from responding before.

Anyone can be on facebook now, r_w.

Is it the weekend yet? Sinre and I haven't had a weekend alone in awhile.

Who is supposed to be planning Fruday with me?

Me?

Ah, what's Fruday?

Loved the fanfic, Sinre. Great job. And Jawa and I were mentioned!

Read it and am brainstorming something for it. *Sigh* My fic muses are on strike.

Ah, so that's Fruday.

Well i have a thought but its not TOS friendly.

Which is just as well.



That's never stopped you from responding before.

What're you talking about? All of my posts are well thought-out and of exceptionally high quality...



I sure as hell am not emo!

PPOR.



I mentioned you all, really. Not intentionally, either. R_w, and Dom, even you two are in it. Same sentence, as a matter of fact.

"Even" we two? As if there could be any way to *not* include someone as important as I!





My next piece may be a story about Mr44 as a Mod Police Officer, methinks.

Good. Can you have him arrest r_w for assault and battery?

Fruday is the greatest day that Waru has bestowed upon us. As such, in honor of the new thread we're going to have a "float the river" Fruday. Actually this is what I will be doing on Fruday so it'll be fun for everyone in here as well. We all will head to the river that is on this incredibly large Waru property with intertubes.

Everyone needs to bring their own beverage of choice to take on the river with them. Then we all float down it while drinking and hanging out. At the end of the river I'll have a feast set up for us.

So its not exactly the pool party we were talking about, but close enough.

Sinre, bob - delegate the n00bs to start blowing up Waru's intertube. It'll prolly take them a day to do it.

Any questions?

Would someone care to explain Fruday to me?

Evil.

I think im gonna like Fruday

Sey, I see. When I created an account it required a school or alumni e-mail. I thought it was restricted to those who had a college e-mail account.

I'm not even going to start on how that sounded.

However I wasn't moaning I was rationalizing my food theft and you should treat everyone well.

Like this one.

Sinre has a pic on facebook. It proves without a doubt that he is not emo. He doesn't even have his old emo icon anymore.

I have to agree with Dom. Waru is not Jack Bauer, eventually he will have to go to the bathroom and he will require the Royal Receptacle.

I need batteries for my CD player.

Thanks, Horsey. sadly, I shall be working this Fruday and unable to participate in the festivities. You all have fun without me.

Ah, Fruday, we even had those back when I came here.

*Gathers all the n00bs*

Waru has asked you to prform a wonderfull task for him. For this Fruday we need you to inflate five million intertubes.

He say that if your face doesnt look like a Chisses your not trying hard enough.

*Cracks whip*

BEGIN!







Power is awsome.

*polite cough* As I am already quite blue in the face, I believe I am exempt.

I have a note from the doctor that makes me to be unable to perform the tasks at hand.

I am shocked and appalled at the responses from Waru's 'faithful' followers. You are given the honor of blowing up the Great One's intertubes and you give me excuses?

What kind of worshipers are you?

Well i did order a bunch of droids to help out, so i think this should redeem me.

Bah!

Excuses!

For this you shall be the ones at the start of the river, kicking, causing it to move us toward the feast.



Dont know why sadamm was complaining. I could so get in the dictator buisness.