Fanclub The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming

Then we have no problems here.

Why you sad?

I'm not sad. I'm sitting here at work listening to Bastian and that makes me fairly happy.

Try "So Predictable" if you feel like listening to something good. It's not heavy.

Seriously. Every girl I know loves this band to death.

*Testifies*


Beast

Whoa, did someone call me a guy?

totally dude.

No offense, but I'm not really into that kind of music.

*listens to Garbage instead (They rock!)*

Anyway, r_w, how do you feel about being the drummer for Sinre's new band. I'm the bassist. We also have Sabre as lead guitar. And someone else doing a Xantha.

Having a hot female Chiss for an icon confuses us.

None taken. I'm generally not into that type of music either. But they are a standout exception. Esp. amazing considering that they are small and local.

I can play drums. Nothing incredible, but I can keep the rhythm and I have descent speed and accuracy. I'm working on integrating the bass kick with the sticks. Getting the coordination for that is hard work. I could also play rhythm guitar unless Sinre is doing that as he sings.

I've been playing for two years, but they want a Wookiee drummer for our virtual band because it's more authentic. I'm pretty sure Sinre's playing rhythm while singing. I should practice some bass (I've never even touched one before, but I've always wanted to play it or drums in a band).

*begins playing scales on bass*

Like i said in the senate, I could be a vocalist or screamer if its a rock band. Keyboard and synth if you dont need the former.

*Eyes the band*

You need a name.


Beast

What about Beast? That's a cool name.

I always thought that The Solo Slingshots would be a cool band name. To bad we dont have anyone with the name Solo in the band.

My Guitar Hero profiles have better band names than that.

First off. The name should be somewhat reflective of the music unless there is a story behind it and even then it still should fit the music. For example Five Iron Frenzy. Sounds goofy, crazy and randomly funny; which is exactly the type of music that the band plays. They didn't call themselves Hounds of Destruction or something that sounds like it belongs thrash metal.

You got too much testoserone in that band how bout putting a female in it.

Yeah.

Oh wait.


Beast

Twin Storms sounds very good. I like it. If not, why don't we get somebody to spin off our own fanfic for the band? It could be like a VH1 Behind the Music thing, or something. Or it could follow us on tour.

TEE, you could be a backup vocalist, the another guitarist, the lead singer if Sinre doesn't really want to do it, or just a roadie.

Hey me and Tee could be roadies.

With little skirts and tight tees (no pun).

We could be like college girls and spray each other down with water.

And try to sleep with the band.

Oh wait.


Beast

Hmph. I already said I was the groupie, Beast.

Roadies are big, tattooed guys who haul equipment for the band so they can hang with them despite their lack of musical talent.

Works for me!

Can I be a roadie? I'm just so in love with that Sabre guy...

Twin Storms... I'm likin it!! Wo0o0o0o0o0o0oT!!