Fanclub The Church of Waru: Waru's Second Coming

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello, Jun 18, 2007.

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  1. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    hey so i'm going to Paris and London soon - anyone got any good tips on what to see? (never been to the UK before, but have been to Paris once)
  2. DraethosAcolyte764 Jedi Padawan

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    Where will my thousand credits go after I pay them?
  3. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    a thousand credits? did someone ask you for a thousand credits? you could put them into Waru's donation box which doesn't really go anywhere... it just sits there. i guess the money in it goes somewhere... mostly to Waru's charitable groups. but you don't need to give anyone a thousand credits - your presence is a gift enough

  4. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

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  5. DraethosAcolyte764 Jedi Padawan

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    Can I be a Sovereign Protector of Waru?
  6. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    what are your qualifications?
  7. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    Happy First Fruday of May!
  8. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

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  9. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    happy diez de waru! twice as much fun!
  10. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

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  11. Darth_Dreadwar Jedi Grand Master

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    Do not fear; Waru is with is.

    Fruday the Thirteenth is the holiest of holiest days; it is not a time to worry, but to rejoice in the glorious ichor of Waru.

    [face_dancing]
  12. DraethosAcolyte764 Jedi Padawan

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    My qualifications? Proficiency in Form V, I kick really hard, and I could test for food poisoning.
  13. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    those are all very useful skills. sometimes some of the doors in the Waru Hyper-Dome gets stuck, and we need to kick them open.

    DraethosAcolyte, Waru has deemed it wise to appoint you to the position of Protector-Inspector of Waru, since you will both protect our most holy globbiness and inspect all foodstuffs. Here's your unisex robe of sexiness and the pass card to your room.

    We'll definitely need your help on Fruday when we celebrate with Waru with a calamari surprise!
  14. DraethosAcolyte764 Jedi Padawan

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    Thank you Lord Prophet! Waru be praised! May his golden form encompass the galaxy!
  15. DraethosAcolyte764 Jedi Padawan

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    Happy Fruday! May the Light of Waru bless you all!
  16. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

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    *Wheels out cart laden with calamari surprise and other foodstuffs*

    Happy Fruday! *Dives into pool*
  17. COMPNOR Force Ghost

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    Praise Waru! I prostrate thyself before thee and grant thou Power of Attorney over my retirement pension. In return, I beseech Great Waru grant this most humble servant the title "Lord Chamberlain of the Chamber Pot of Waru".
  18. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    Oh Mighty Waru, I beseech thee; might I represent the Church in the Senate once more?
  19. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

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  20. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    That's good enough for me. [face_laugh]
  21. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    Happy Fruday! Sinre is a great choice for our senate representation!
  22. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    The Church of Waru gets a nod on a discussion about The Crystal Star:
    http://clubjade.net/?p=28170

    "Waru? He's a punchline (link to us)."

    Hey! We R serious Church of Waru! :p

    Please leave a comment on the link regarding how awesome Waru is as our great golden gelatinous globbiness, and how your life has improved thanks to joining the Church of Waru!
  23. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

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    I left a comment. :D Praise Waru!
  24. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    woohoo!
  25. jawajames FF Pacific RSA President/Chapter Rep San Diego, CA

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    here's the theme for Fruday this week:
    water park fun!

    Waru's setting up some extra big waterslides in the Waru Hyper-Dome annex, and also some splash fountains.

    Hot Dogs, Burgers, Tacos, Chips and more!
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