Full Series The Classic Trilogy referencing The Clone Wars

OT dialogue is nothing special. Some parts are iconic, yes, due to the success of the movies, but it's not that good as people try to show it. Sometimes the PT delivers better dialogue.

 

Guys, you're ruining my beautiful thread. This is not to be taken seriously, it's just a bit of fun.

 

*tickles GG*

 

Back on topic...

Space Battle of Endor:

On bridge of the Executor, there's an almighty jolt.

Crewman: "Sir! We've lost our bridge deflector shield."

Admiral Piett: "Intensify the forward batteries. I don't want anything to get through."

Outside, an anti-starfighter cannon sends an A-Wing into a catastrophic spin towards the bridge.

Admiral Piett: "Intensify the forward firepower!"

First mate: "Too late!"

Suddenly, the A-Wing explodes and a TIE Advanced X1 fighter swoops through the wreckage and over the bridge.

Admiral Piett, patched through to fighter's comms: "Lord Vader!"

Darth Vader, casually: "What? He was gonna blow up my ship."

 

1. On Endor,

Luke: *igniting his lightsaber* For the Alliance! For the Ewoks!!!

2. In ESB, when Han goes after Luke into the blizzard,

Han: Then I'll see you in hell!
*rides off on his tauntaun*
General Rieekan: There he goes again, craving adventure and excitement.
Leia: You get used to it.

3. Luke vs Vader,

Luke: I see now I've done terrible things. But you started when you murdered my father! I'll never forgive you.
Darth Vader: Well you're going to have to.

 

ANH
Luke: You fought in the Clone Wars?
Obi-Wan: Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.

Oh, wait...

 

Lando: "Lord Vader, what about Leia and the Wookiee?"
Vader: "They must never again leave this city."
Lando: "That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter!"
Vader: "If one hostage is good, two are better, and three, well, that's just good business."

 

Luke: "My mother didn't fight smugglers. She was a politician!"

Vader kills Piett
Emperor: "Vader! Those naval officer's are expensive to train!"

Obi-Wan aboard Death Star:
"I sense there is something here!"
(This was "No sith Sherlock"-moment for Kit Fisto in Lair of Grievous )

Extra scene from ANH- Emperor contacts Vader:
Emperor: "We await Death Star at the rendezvous point- have you made your escape yet?"
Vader:.......
Imperial officer: "Transmission has been cut off, Sir. I think Lord Vader did it himself"

Alternate version:

Vader: "We have a.... situation with the Death Star"
Emperor's aide:"With the situation he means a big explosion"

Death Star 2 explodes
Han: "Luke always did hate that place...."

And btw we won't ruin OT-dialogue- Lucas does that himself....

 

Obi-Wan: He was the best starfighter pilot in the galaxy and a cunning warrior... and he was a so-so apprentice when we weren't arguing...



Obi-Wan: Use the Force, Luke!
Ahsoka: Yeah, go get 'em, Skyguy! Bring that cruiser crusher down!!

 

We better be careful, because for all we know, the 3D rerelease of A New Hope could change all the different varities of aliens in the Cantina to Weequeys.

 

Or Ithorians?

 

Whatever their race, we can at least know for certain they'll be voiced by Dee Bradley Baker.

On that note, Dee should totally dub over all the Jango/Boba/clone voices in the saga. I know right, dubbing over a dub? Dubception.

 

I love it

 

"I can live with that."

 

I'm not that good at this kind of stuff but i'll give it a try:


(Han solo and the convoy for the mission on Endor in Episode VI meet the ewoks for the first time and the Ewoks see Threepio and start bowing down to him)

Han Solo: Great......... It's another one of those planets

 

LLOL.

(That means I literally laughed out loud.)