"The Cloth Cap and Whippet" - Join us for a Real Ale (Social Thread)

Discussion in 'North' started by halibut, Oct 5, 2005.

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  1. halibut Ex-Mod

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    I've always wanted to open a pub, so here ya go!

    Ey-up!
  2. FatBurt Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 2003
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    You swine you took my job away from me :_|


    I'll let you off though as the name is appropriate enough.


    Right who's getting the drinks in?
  3. halibut Ex-Mod

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    You're not official yet :p

    This is a Northern pub. Get yer own bloody drinks!

    //puts Emmerdale on the Jukebox
  4. FatBurt Force Ghost

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    I may sulk for that last statement.



    Looks like a proper northern pub this as well.


    It'll be dead until 10:30 and then it'll be invaded by people wanting a lock in.:rolleyes:
  5. halibut Ex-Mod

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    Looks like you're right.

    Best start the darts tournament then.
  6. TK_Four_Two_One Force Ghost

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    *puts 'Careless Whisper' on the jukebox*
  7. timbolton Force Ghost

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    We need a cardboard cutout of Seth for the corner :D

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  8. JONJEDI Force Ghost

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  9. Baza Jedi Master

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    A genuine Northern pub? So we can expect brawls breaking out every night and arguments over who had it worse when they were young.

    Nice.
  10. jedi_master_booth Jedi Master

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    ill have a nice chilled guinness please and a table in the cornor where is can sit with my feet up relaxing enjoying my pipe and my cold pint or two .
  11. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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  12. FatBurt Force Ghost

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    I'd normally say good choice but as it's brewed in Birmingham now I won't


    I'll have a pint of Robinsons XB (Brewed in Manchester somewhere)



    Cheers all and welcome to the Northern Forums



    //throws party streamers etc around
  13. Jedi_Nath Jedi Grand Master

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  14. Dickie Force Ghost

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    Aye lad.

    *breaks chair over Jon's back as an over-hardcore welcome*

    Alright lad, how ya doing? We're official! Yey!
  15. Lord_Ogli Force Ghost

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    Right, I now appoint myself Official barman.

    *Gives guinness to Dave in the corner*
    *Gives boddingtons to Orn*
    *Gives Robinsons XB to FatBurt*
    *Gives House Guest Beer to Nath*
    *Gets Pint of Diesel for maself*

    Aha, No one to tell me i can't have it now. My bar, my rules [face_peace]
  16. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    Its just kicked in how ******* cool this is [face_dancing] :cool:
  17. timbolton Force Ghost

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    I'll have coke, as per usual.

    Got a sign for above the something (door? bar?) -

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  18. Lord_Ogli Force Ghost

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  19. timbolton Force Ghost

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    Thank You! Kind Sir! I best down it fast, cos I have to get some sleep, then work, then island cave. Maybe I'll find Osama in there, I can hand him in, get rich, get loads of women admirers who want me for my money and die miserable. Good plan? Nah, think I'll give it a miss :p
  20. Lord_Ogli Force Ghost

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    Well if all that works out for ya, remember you're friendly local barman [face_whistling]
  21. edgejedi88 Jedi Master

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    Why I am up at 04.00 I just dont know - couldnt sleep - probably excited about this new board et all....anyway...

    //kicks barman to wake them up

    //orders virtual pineapple juice

    //heads back to bed knowing full well that this is the only time he will have the board to himself and have posted on all the threads....now I can claim I have been there and done that I am off defo back to bed...yawn...O:)
  22. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    *Bursts through doors in Batman outfit*

    Hello northern citizens.
    Just patrolling the boards, making sure there are no crimes happening.

    Carry on.

    *Jumps out of window onto skate board and Bat-skateborads off to the wales pub*
  23. Baza Jedi Master

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    o_O

    (Richie's down South so he can't stop me stealing his trademark)
  24. halibut Ex-Mod

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    We had it first. Bloody southerners nick anything. Weren't like this when I were a lad, by 'eck it weren't
  25. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    when I was a wee nipper ( wee? scottish I know but my dad says it)



    post 9,500
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