"The Cloth Cap and Whippet" - Join us for a Real Ale (Social Thread)

I've always wanted to open a pub, so here ya go!

Ey-up!

You swine you took my job away from me


I'll let you off though as the name is appropriate enough.


Right who's getting the drinks in?

You're not official yet

This is a Northern pub. Get yer own bloody drinks!

//puts Emmerdale on the Jukebox

I may sulk for that last statement.



Looks like a proper northern pub this as well.


It'll be dead until 10:30 and then it'll be invaded by people wanting a lock in.

Looks like you're right.

Best start the darts tournament then.

*puts 'Careless Whisper' on the jukebox*

We need a cardboard cutout of Seth for the corner

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A genuine Northern pub? So we can expect brawls breaking out every night and arguments over who had it worse when they were young.

Nice.

ill have a nice chilled guinness please and a table in the cornor where is can sit with my feet up relaxing enjoying my pipe and my cold pint or two .

gimme a boddingtons

I'd normally say good choice but as it's brewed in Birmingham now I won't


I'll have a pint of Robinsons XB (Brewed in Manchester somewhere)



Cheers all and welcome to the Northern Forums



//throws party streamers etc around

Beer...

Aye lad.

*breaks chair over Jon's back as an over-hardcore welcome*

Alright lad, how ya doing? We're official! Yey!

Right, I now appoint myself Official barman.

*Gives guinness to Dave in the corner*
*Gives boddingtons to Orn*
*Gives Robinsons XB to FatBurt*
*Gives House Guest Beer to Nath*
*Gets Pint of Diesel for maself*

Aha, No one to tell me i can't have it now. My bar, my rules

Its just kicked in how ******* cool this is

I'll have coke, as per usual.

Got a sign for above the something (door? bar?) -

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*Gets tim a coke*

Thank You! Kind Sir! I best down it fast, cos I have to get some sleep, then work, then island cave. Maybe I'll find Osama in there, I can hand him in, get rich, get loads of women admirers who want me for my money and die miserable. Good plan? Nah, think I'll give it a miss

Well if all that works out for ya, remember you're friendly local barman

Why I am up at 04.00 I just dont know - couldnt sleep - probably excited about this new board et all....anyway...

//kicks barman to wake them up

//orders virtual pineapple juice

//heads back to bed knowing full well that this is the only time he will have the board to himself and have posted on all the threads....now I can claim I have been there and done that I am off defo back to bed...yawn...

*Bursts through doors in Batman outfit*

Hello northern citizens.
Just patrolling the boards, making sure there are no crimes happening.

Carry on.

*Jumps out of window onto skate board and Bat-skateborads off to the wales pub*

(Richie's down South so he can't stop me stealing his trademark)

We had it first. Bloody southerners nick anything. Weren't like this when I were a lad, by 'eck it weren't

when I was a wee nipper ( wee? scottish I know but my dad says it)



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