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The Cult of the John Williams

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by JohnWilliams1, Apr 5, 2002.

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  1. JohnWilliams69

    JohnWilliams69 Jedi Youngling

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    Don't be rude my dear boy.
     
  2. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL

    I think it should say the Corn Of John Williams.

    I bet he doesn't look after his feet
     
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    I thought Colt of John Williams cause he loks like he packs a couple of revolvers.
     
  4. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    You mean he hasn't already shown you his weapon?
     
  5. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    his weapon and both barrels. he cried when I laughed at him.
     
  6. JohnWilliams1

    JohnWilliams1 Jedi Youngling

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    //points at OAC

    Look folks...a face not even a mother could love....



     
  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL. my mother said I was beautiful and I believe her.
     
  8. JohnWilliams1

    JohnWilliams1 Jedi Youngling

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    Mother, sister...in your family I get confused...
     
  9. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    it's simple, my mother was the one who laughed at your weaner. And my sister was the one who p!$$ed her self with laughter when she saw your weaner.
     
  10. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    I wanted Wicked Crack

    And I got bloody Birkdale. What kinduva a horse name is that?
     
  11. JohnWilliams1

    JohnWilliams1 Jedi Youngling

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    Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
     
  12. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    There there TTG, how abouts fungal crack? that would suit you better.
     
  13. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    I'm detoxing. No trouser cheese this week. Just lots of bottled water.
     
  14. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    does that mean you're not going to be meeting Mayhem then?
     
  15. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well he won't see me anymore anyway - after I asked for a threesome with him and Anakin
     
  16. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    get a room. ;)

    and tone it down.
     
  17. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Alpha - please let me reassure you of the free tin of sarcasm which accompanies most of my posts.
     
  18. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    yeah rach, tone it down.

    see Guy, i told you, you should ban her. She's always lowering the tone. ;)
     
  19. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Like I'd touch any of you lot with someone elses barge pole - especially Chet
     
  20. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    lol.


    and TTG. I'm well aware of it. I wasn't singling anybody out.


    Just tone it down a bit.
     
  21. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    As Alf Stewart would say,

    Fairdinkum
     
  22. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

    ED: and when I say lady, I mean it in the loosest sense. Loosest being the operative word.....
     
  23. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    When you say loose, are you referring to your (_!_)
     
  24. JohnWilliams1

    JohnWilliams1 Jedi Youngling

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    Actually Alpha...I'd imagine a threesome with Mayhem and Anakin being the most unsexiest thing ever...it's enough to convert to Christ I tell's yah...
     
  25. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    nope, your corn of john williams......
     
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