JCC The CURSE of THE SIMPSONS: Guest Stars Dropping like Flies. PROOF INSIDE! - (Image Heavy)

If I was MATT GROENING, I would invite SITHS REVENGE to be a GUEST on the SIMPSONS.

 

Fixed it for Mariah

 

Fixed it even more.

 

This is just sad.

 

lol

 

I think Yoda Jeff thinks more about me than he does Droideka.

 

SOMEHOW i DOUBT that.

 

that's not a bad idea. Apocalypto simpsons style. Homer is sent back in time and gets captured by the asstecks. that be a cool episode. but it have to be a halloween deal. get's his heart taken out! why wont homer die!! die!!

 

ANY OTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

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He doesn't count. He didn't guest they just imitated him. That's like saying Richard Nixon guested on Futurama.

 

U MEAN THAT'S NOT NIXONS REAL VOICE ON FURTURAMA???

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

 

If you THOUGHT Simpson's STARS were IMMUNE from the CELEBRITY SLAUGHTER of 2008, GUESS AGAIN!!!

In the BIGGEST SHOCK, unreliable tabloid newspapers are REPORTING MICHAEL JACKSON is on DEATH'S DOOR.

Jackson's BIOGRAPHER Ian Halperin told US gossip MAGAZINE In Touch Jackson is suffering from a RARE genetic ILLNESS called Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Deficiency, as well as emphysema AND gastrointestinal bleeding.

The 50-year-old former KING OF POP is also reportedly 95 percent BLIND in his left eye and can BARELY SPEAK.

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OTHER NOTABLES to have DIED or had some CURSE AFFLICTED on them lately INCLUDE:

CHARLTON HESTON as Moses (who doesn't really count because he was actually VOICED by the BRUTALLY MURDERED PHIL HARTMAN)

The SIMPSONS took away comedian GEORGE CARLIN in 2008.

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And the CURSE killed PAUL NEWMAN of SALAD DRESSING FAME.

And while not DEAD, superstar RICHARD GERE had DEATH THREATS made against him by some CRAZY EXTREMISTS when he KISSED SOME CHICK on LIVE TV in SOME DIRTY FOREIGN COUNTRY.

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And poor old BROOKE SHIELDS has had YET ANOTHER of her TV SHOWS CANCELED, "LIPSTICK JUNGLE" having the PLUG PULLED mid-season.

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WHEN WILL it STOP? WILL WACKO-JACKO make it to 2009? WHEN he does DIE, will STRILO unban STARWARSAGENT to lead the TRIBUTES?

 

OH NOES here comes the 2009 CARNAGE! Barely TWO WEEKS IN and already THE SIMPSONS has CLAIMED its first VICTIM. At this RATE, we can expect another TWENTY-FOUR CELEBRITIES who have appeared on THE SIMPSONS to CROAK before 2010.

PRISONER star PATRICK McGOOHAN has DIED.

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Emmy award-winning ACTOR Patrick McGoohan, who STARRED in the CLASSIC 1960's television show THE PRISONER, has DIED at the age of 80. He won two EMMYS for his role in COLUMBO, and appeared in BRAVEHEART and an episode of THE SIMPSONS!!

WHO will be NEXT?

 

how about this guy?

 

I say Ricardo Montalban. Unless he never appeared on the Simpsons. Then I'm wrong. But still awesome.

 

beat you to it, roo; you're slacking

 

Do I have to ALWAYS do my OWN research? RICARDO did not ever GUEST on the SIMPSONS. However, similarly named RONALDO, of SIMPSONS and SOCCER fame almost killed himself by TOTALLING his FERRARI last week.

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Hey, I left myself an opening.

 

THAT's what SHE said.

 

Considering the voice work she did (though mostly for Disney), was Eartha Kitt ever on the Simpsons?

 

She appeared on an episode of American Dad as a fortune teller, but I don't think she ever did the Simpsons.

 

HERE you GO. EVERYBODY. Pay ATTENTION!

This is a LINK you can CLICK to determine if a CELEBRITY who is DEAD or in PERIL ever GUESTED on THE SIMPSONS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_celebrities_on_The_Simpsons

THANK-YOU!

 

ED McMAHON, a fixture on U.S. LATE-NIGHT television for 30 years as the FULL THROATED (lol) announcer and SIDEKICK for Johnny Carson on NBC's "The Tonight Show," has DIED at age 86.

The VETERAN TV personality, best known for his NIGHTLY introduction of Carson in a DEEP, booming voice with the drawn-out line, "Heeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!", died at a Los Angeles-area hospital.

 

I don't recall him being on The Simpsons