Mary The Dark Spork

I know I shouldn't travel down this path, but I wanted to give you all a heads up that Popeyes has black sporks. If you order mashed potatoes, you'll get them. So, there are now light and dark sporks. Very cool.

But, beware the dark spork, for it will forever dominate your destiny.

 

I have a Dark Spork!! It makes my taters tastier!!!

As I was at Popeyes the cashier was noticing I was looking at the Dark Sporks:

Cahsier: You want this spork don't you? Take it. Your potatoes are defenseless. Spork them down with all of your hatred and your journey to your friendly neighborhood Popeyes will be complete!!

 

If you would like, at our next meeting, I can bring dark sporks as a gifty. But fellow, fan force, members, I remind you, never be seduced to use the dark side of the spork. You'll be sorry! Is this a new possible icon? Two sporks crossed, one dark and one light? Lolipon, Mogook, MuttandSolo and/or Chissdude, get on it!

 

Sporks make good catapults.