Tucson The Death Jar II

Welcome all who are friends of the Empire!

This thread is basically just a big sock-puppet theater about peanutbutter. So create a new peanutbutter-related sock and join in.

We're aiming for more of an Original Trilogy (and after) parody storyline. The way it works is each person creates atleast one sock. Then everyone interacts within the story. Try to stay with the story reality and please don't kill off a character unless it's your own (characters can get nearly killed though ). If a character's taken, please don't make a duplicate parody unless it's intended to be a clone of the already existing character.

Well to summarize the way it is:
Jif = Sith
Skippy = Jedi
Lint Side (since we're socks) = dark side
Skippy Side = Light Side

Check out these links to see how it's been played before.

The Imperial Butter Archives

The Old Republic Skippy Temple

The best way to see how it's played is to check out those links.

 

What is thy bidding Master?

 

Lord War Toy, you should list the current Original Trilogy Characters that we've already parodied...

 

Here are the characters that are currently parodied from the Original Trilogy and who they'er parodying.

Imperial Butter Characters
Emperor Ovaltine = Emperor Palpatine
Lord War Toy = Darth Vader
EmperorOvaltinesHand aka Marma Lade= Mara Jade
ImperialButterGuard0690 = Kir Kanos
RyeFighterPilot0690 = Tie Fighter Pilot
PB0690 = Stormtrooper that can magically appear at the Emperor's will
Imperial Butter Officers 1-4 = Imperial Officers (there can be more)
General Smears = General Veers
Moff JelJellied = Moff JerJerrod
Admiral KnottsBerry = Admiral Motti

Rebel/Skippy Characters
Luke Skipwalker = Luke Skywalker
Princess Skippa = Princess Leia
Han Socko = Han Solo
Oppo ReesesPieces = Yoda (it's a long story)

Misc. Characters
Peanutbutta the Hutt = Jabba the Hutt
Prince Cream Cheesor = Prince Xizor
Socko Fett = Boba Fett

I think that's it. ? Well it's all I can remember anyways. As you can see, some characters also have some sort of relation to socks, others to peanubutter. The Empire is made up of different kinds of socks The Jif Side, the Jelly Side, the Chocolate Side, the spreadable food side, the Deli Side (which none are listed) and others that haven't yet been revealed (all are the Lint Side)

 

Good job Lord War Toy. I believe that is all the characters as well.

 

Thank you Master.

What do you wish of me now.

 

Go with Marma Lade when she arrives and track down the son of Skipwalker.

 

Yes Master. Although shouldn't it be the son of War Toy?

 

?

 

Remember when we first created these characters that we didn't plan on having War Toy be like Anakin? Also originally Sag_Sock was my son.

 

But if Sag_Sock is your son and you were never a Skipwalker then how could your son be Luke w/ the name of Skipwalker when no one else has that last name... oh no I've gone cross-eyed!

 

It's probably best not to think of these things Master.


That goes for everyone else as well.

 

**nods approvingly**

Yes.

 

My lord, I am here.

**kneeling down on one knee.**

 

Excellent. I was wondering what happened to you Marma Lade. I summoned you about 20 minutes ago.

 

Sorry my lord got stuck reading other things.

**bows head apologetically.**

 

I'll forgive you this time.

I need you to go with Lord War Toy and track down Luke Skipwalker.

Take PB0690 with you too.

 

? Sorry My lord I didn't quite catch that.

 

Refresh page

 

Do I really need to go my Lord?

 

You edited my lord. As you wish my lord.

**bows head slightly and walks away.**

 

Yes you do! If you speak back to me in that tone of text again then I'll make you magically appear in the trash compactor again!!

 

I'm sorry my Lord. My helmet must be malfunctioning. I said "at once my Lord".

 

**walks off with Marma Lade to the shuttle bays w/ PB0690 tagging along**

 

**arrives at the main shuttle bay area**

Commander, ready the unhijackable Shuttle Jifdyrium!