Tucson The Death Jar II

**gets up**

Thanks Has Ben. Those Tuskons are animals! They should be slaughtered like animals!

 

My arm ish off! Thish ish a load of crap! Who'sh thish old dutch hater? Who'sh that lady? What happened to that guy'sh arm?!

Goldenrod

 

Has Ben, this little droid says he belongs to a Skippy1 Kenobi. That's why we're here.

 

That's funny I don't remember ever owning pants. Er.. a droid. I don't remember ever owning a droid yes, that's it.

 

Do you know this Skippy1 Kenobi?

**follows Has Ben**

 

We should get indoors. The sandpeople are frightened easily but will soon return, and in greater numbers.

**walks toward hovel.**

 

**Enter's hovel, followed closely by Luke and the droids.**

Skippy1_Kenobi now that's a name I've not heard in a long time...long time.
**Shakes head.**

Of course I know him he's me.

 

Why did this little droid want to see me so badly that he was willing to risk a Tuskon Raider attack?

Perhaps he wanted to eat at the resturant BEegee's? It's only located here in Tuskon and they've got the most delicious frozen treats. YUM!

 

Actually he's got this message from the most beautiful girl in the whole galaxy who I hope to one day marry and have children with. But he only plays part of the message, he says he lost the rest of it.

 

**holograph of Princess Skippa is projected**

 

But he only plays part of the message, he says he lost the rest of it.

He seems to have found it and don't call me butt.

 

General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. I've hidden the plans vital to the success of the Fruity Pebbleon inside this JAR2 unit. You must take these plans back to my father on Skipderaan Deraan. This is our most desperate hour. Help us Skippy1 Kenobi, you're our only hope.

 

Man she's hot!

 

You must learn the ways of the Skip if you are to come with me to Skipderaan Deraan.

 

I can't go to Skipderaan Deraan! I've got too much work to do! I've got to play around with that damn landspeeder, clean my room and go to the Skippy Station atleast once a day!!!

 

That's your uncle talking.

 

No it's not! He hates it when I go to the Skippy Station everyday!

 

Here.

**hands Luke a skipsaber that probably was never used by War Toy Skipwalker**

This was your father's. He wanted you to have it when you turned 12 but your uncle wouldn't hear of it. Go on, try it out, take it for a spin around my home.

 

WOW! SWEET! Why does it say bad motherf***er on it? ?

You knew my father? ?

**starts swinging skipsaber around**

 

It was a Pulp Fiction joke and yes I knew your father. He was already a great pilot by the time I met him, even though all he'd ever piloted was a Glob Racer.

Lord War Toy betrayed and murdered your father.

 

What a load of crap! I hate Lord War Toy! I hate him!

**swings skipsaber around angerly and accidentally slices into to something**

Oops! Sorry.

 

OH MY YOU DUTCH HATER! YOU CUT OFF MY ******* ARM!!!!!! THISH ISH THE SHECOND TIME I'VE HAD MY ******* ARM CUT OFF TODAY!!! I WOULD BITE YOU IF I HAD TEETH!!!!

Goldenrod

 

Well I said I'm sorry.

Look I can't go with you Has Ben but I'll take you as far as Skipperhead.

**reattaches Goldenrod's arm**

See? As good as new.

 

If that's the best you can do then I suppose... that will do. But can we stop off at BEegee's first? I'm famished.