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The Dental Work in AOTC

Discussion in 'Archive: Attack of the Clones' started by Darthkarma, Aug 8, 2003.

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  1. Mateo

    Mateo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Speaking of Teeth Bib Fortuna in ROTJ has the worst teeth,all pointy and Yellow.
     
  2. Super_Nation_Jock

    Super_Nation_Jock Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A smile can work wonders.
    Look how much a smile has
    done for Kit Fisto! He
    knows the value of good
    teeth! :)

    Apparently Kit's not going
    to the same dentist as
    Obi-Wan and Palpatine, ;)
     
  3. Darthkarma

    Darthkarma Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Besides Anakin,
    I think Mace Windu probably
    has the best teeth of the Jedi.
     
  4. Grand_Duchess_Olga

    Grand_Duchess_Olga Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Remember the scene in the droid factory where Anakin gets hit in the face by that machine? Surprised he didn't lose some teeth. Maybe it's a Jedi healing technique.
     
  5. shiningstars

    shiningstars Jedi Master star 2

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    this thread is hilarious! [face_laugh]
     
  6. Serenaty_Skywalker

    Serenaty_Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    Remember the scene in the droid factory where Anakin gets hit in the face by that machine? Surprised he didn't lose some teeth. Maybe it's a Jedi healing technique.






    no i think its just all the floride in the water
     
  7. Sister_Sola

    Sister_Sola Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    EE HEE HEE!!!!!!! This thread is FUN-NY! :D
     
  8. Koohii

    Koohii Jedi Master star 5

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    Jedi grabs a tube of toothpaste and swings it up with both hands. Token badguy sith lops of the top with a lightsaber. Toothpaste sprays out all over the sith's costume.
    Sith "Oh god" <winces in disgust>
    Jedi "I am so sorry. PROPS! Who's idea was this? Let me get you a towel."
    Sith wipes the toothpaste off his clothes and face. Jedi turns on his lightsaber and kills the sith. "Next week, boys and girls, I'll show you how to use toothpicks and dental floss to make a garotte!"
     
  9. Vadergirl2221

    Vadergirl2221 Jedi Youngling

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    Ahhhhh this topic is so funny!!!!!! [face_laugh]
    i love that on that's suposed to be Anakin's confession!!!!!! that's a good one! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
  10. Bjork

    Bjork Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I don't think they were too white, rather Anakin/Hayden had a very lovely tan which made them seem lighter in comparison. [face_love]
     
  11. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Force Ghost star 6

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    Ewan/Obi seems to have nice teeth. Although, actually, the condition of one's teeth is usually genetic. I have bad teeth (and no dental insurance-sob!), even though I take care of them. (They're not ugly or gross or smelly, but I have lots of cavities, and I get have to get a few root canals and I've had absesses before. Not fun).

    You know what job would really suck? Being Jabba's dentist.
     
  12. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Actually, for someone from the UK, Ewan has surprisingly straight teeth. Has anyone here ever seen A Life Less Ordinary? There's this part where he's at the dentist and there's a really really close shot of his mouth/teeth and they're not bad. However you don't see much of them in AOTC, as Obi-Wan does more of the tight-lipped grinning.

    -sj loves kevin spacey
     
  13. Darthette

    Darthette Jedi Knight star 5

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    Hayden has great teeth...who gives a rip how he got them?....
     
  14. That_Wascally_Droid

    That_Wascally_Droid Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm saddened that no one caught anti-dentite :_|
    What? Did no one see that Seinfeld episode? :p
     
  15. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Force Ghost star 6

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    Isn't that just a myth about UK teeth, though? I'm from the US, and my teeth are crooked. They're not ohmygod nasty, just crooked.
     
  16. Ganwick_Trag

    Ganwick_Trag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Are you kiddin me?

    A thread about Star Wars TEETH?

    Is there no end to the madness?

    ;)
     
  17. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Palpatine: They've finally given you an assignment. Your good dental hygiene has paid off.

    Anakin: Your orthodontist more than my dental hygiene.

    ::Imagines Anakin on the Island of Misfit Action Figures::

    Anakin: [doing dentistry on dolls] Now this won't hurt a bit.

    Obi-Wan: What are you doing?!

    Anakin: I'm . . . uh, fixing these dolls' teeth.

    Obi-Wan: Jedi don't fix dolls' teeth.

    Anakin: Well, I don't like guarding the peace and justice of the galaxy! Someday, I'd like to be a dentist!
     
  18. PalpatineAntikristos

    PalpatineAntikristos Jedi Youngling star 3

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    A bit off topic, but speaking of "Islands of Misfits," does anyone think that Herbie the Elf from the claymation classic "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" looks like Moff Jerjerrod? As a kid, that's one of the first things I thought of when I saw Moff the Lesser. He also resembles Niles Crane from "Frasier" and the host of American "Antiques Roadshow." Bringing it back to this forum: clones, perhaps? Bringing it back to this topic: "The Emperor is coming here?" Jerjerrod shudders at the thought of Palpatine's teeth.
     
  19. DARTH_CHINA

    DARTH_CHINA Jedi Master star 5

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    Bringing it back to this forum: clones, perhaps? Bringing it back to this topic: "The Emperor is coming here?" Jerjerrod shudders at the thought of Palpatine's teeth.

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] LOL!

    This is a hilarious thread! I forsee it becoming another classic thread, Darthkarma!

    [image=http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/swemperor1.jpg]

    [face_devil]
     
  20. OnlyOneKenobi

    OnlyOneKenobi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    The nexu had pretty nasty teeth! I wonder who did his dental work...
     
  21. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Force Ghost star 6

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    So apparently, toothpaste is of the Light Side?
     
  22. QuiGonDad1

    QuiGonDad1 Jedi Grand Master star 1

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    I havent seen it yet, forgive me if I have missed it.
    "May the Floss be with you, always"
     
  23. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Anakin: "I don't brush well anymore."

    Obi-Wan: "Because of your mother?"

    Anakin: "I keep dreaming about her gingivitis."

    Obi-Wan: "Gum tenderness and swelling pass in time."

    *

    Anakin: "I don't like sugar. It's coarse and granulated . . . and it promotes tooth decay."

    *

    Yoda: "Powerful your breath has become, Dooku. Plaque buildup below the gumline I sense in you."

    Dooku: "It is obvious this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Floss, but by our skills with a Water-pik."
     
  24. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Force Ghost star 6

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    Obi-Wan: Qui Gon Jinn would never not brush!

    Dooku: Join me, Obi-Wan and together we can destroy tooth decay!

    Yoda: Sugar leads to decay. Decay leads to cavities. Cavities lead to suffering.

     
  25. That_Wascally_Droid

    That_Wascally_Droid Jedi Knight star 6

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    PALPATINE: I will not let my gums which have stood for over a thousand years be split in two. The Republic's Dental Plan... will not fail.

    ANAKIN: Who does you dental work? Tell us... TELL US NOW!

    C-3PO: Shut me down! Teeth flossing teeth! How perverse...

    CLIEG: It was just before dawn. It... came out of nowhere. A bad case of morning breath.

    MACE: You know, M'lady, Dooku had excellent teeth. He couldn't assassinate anybody. It's not in his character.

    YODA: Begun the war on plaque has...

    JAMILLA: Do you see anyway through negotiations that we can get the teeth back into the gums?

    Anakin brushes his teeth, rinses, and spits. He looks at the floss, blinks his weary eyes and just heads back to bed without flossing.

    ANAKIN: If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing that, he'd be very grumpy!

    I'm struggling here! Cut me some slack! :p
     
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