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The Dental Work in AOTC

Discussion in 'Archive: Attack of the Clones' started by Darthkarma, Aug 8, 2003.

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  1. DARTH_CHINA

    DARTH_CHINA Jedi Master star 5

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    This isn't really AOTC orientated, but I'll give it a try:

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    Palpatine: So be it, Jedi. If you'll not be turned, you'll be destroyed.

    // Instead of forcelightning Palpatine shows his teeth and breathes towards Luke. Luke faints. //

    [image=http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/swemperor1.jpg]

    Palpatine: Young fool, only now, at the end, do you understand. You have paid the price for your lack of vision. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of rotten teeth and stinkin breath.

    Luke: Father, please, help... father... the smell is unbearable... help me...

    Palpatine: And now... young Skywalker... you'll die.

    // Palpatine heavily breathes in front of Luke's face //

    // Darth Vader takes up Palpatine and shows him a tube of toothpaste //

    Palpatine : NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    // Palpatine dies //

    Luke: Father, you saved me!

    Vader: Do you now understand why I had to wear this mask?
    ---

    ;)
     
  2. Darthkarma

    Darthkarma Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh]


    That was great Darth China!

    VERY CREATIVE...and I loved
    Vader's last line!

    I salute you!
     
  3. DarthLuxor

    DarthLuxor Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yoda:Younglings, we have a visitor.

    The jedi dentist walks in, and the younglings chop him up with there lightsabres. His corspe explodes into a pile of bad X-Rays.

    Yoda gets grave look like when Luke fails at the cave:That is why bad teeth, you have.
     
  4. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Force Ghost star 6

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    Jango: Always a pleasure to meet a dentist.

    Obi-Wan: Blast! This is why I hate going to the dentist!

     
  5. MyEternalRest

    MyEternalRest Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I can't believe this has gone on for three pages......
     
  6. Darthkarma

    Darthkarma Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Never underestimate the creativity of Star Wars fans! :)
     
  7. KSkywalker

    KSkywalker Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    ~ANAKIN: I... I brushed them. I brushed them all! They're clean! Every single one of them! And not just the incisors... but the molars... and the canines too! They're my chompers! And I take care of them like chompers! I love them!~



    LOL!! :D That was too funny! I really lost it reading that! I could actually "hear" Anakin saying that!!
     
  8. HaydensMistress

    HaydensMistress Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I have a question and no one mentioned it, so apparently I am the only one who noticed it.....Did anyone see in the DVD documentaries, anyone that had Natalie in them, she has a big space between her front teeth. (I notice this because I do too, although not as big as hers!) And then, I saw when they were in the meadow, she has this big bright white smile, but nary a gap at all? How does this happen? Did they CGI-in her gap? lol I'm serious, has anyone else noticed this?
     
  9. Super_Nation_Jock

    Super_Nation_Jock Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The plot thickens!

    Maybe Sifo-Dyas CGI had the gap erased, :)

    Seriously, I don't know. I never noticed.
    And I generally notice EVERYTHING about Natalie.

     
  10. HaydensMistress

    HaydensMistress Jedi Youngling star 3

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    SuperNationJock,

    Do you know if there's such a thing as like temporary caps? Maybe Natalie had them if they do exist. lol Can you imaging GL asking her to wear them?


    GL: Nat, I've talked it over w/the cast, and they're just REALLY uncomfortable w/the gap in your front teeth. Especially Hayden. I think we should give his concern some thought, I mean, he has to kiss you, and he told me that he's afraid he'll fall in!


    ;)
     
  11. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Force Ghost star 6

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    Yeah, for the filming, she might have had a piece put in-they do have temporary ones.

    Like vampire fangs and stuff.

     
  12. Darthkarma

    Darthkarma Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You know Hayden's teeth look really great in the confession scene, especially at the end of the closeup.

    I think this has marketing possibilities.

    Anakin Skywalker toothbrushes.
    Anakin Skywalker teeth whitening toothpaste.

    Lucas never misses a merchandising possibility.

    Come over to the Bright Side! :)
     
  13. Ganwick_Trag

    Ganwick_Trag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Why stop with toothbrushes and toothpaste?
    Why not some Jedi dental floss as well? [face_laugh]
     
  14. Jedi_turned_SITH

    Jedi_turned_SITH Jedi Youngling

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    This is REALLY off subject, but has anybody noticed the gap in Laurance Fishburne's teeth. By the way, Laurance Fishburne is Morpheus from The Matrix. I don't know why but it just bothers me. They should have filled it in like Natalie's, if thats true. Sorry about how off topic I was, but I just had to bring it up.
     
  15. DANA28

    DANA28 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Natalie doesn't have a gap in her teeth.
     
  16. Papillion

    Papillion Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Actually yeah, Ms Portman sort of does have this weird lil gap between her teeth.. Not sure if it's a gap or if her two front teeth are just crooked, but it's weird..
    See? (and is it just me or does NP look like a horse in this pic?)

    [image=http://www.natalieportman.com/images/candids/aotc_prem_013692.jpg]
     
  17. Darthkarma

    Darthkarma Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I can't see the pic,
    all I'm getting is the infamous red "x"
     
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