JCC The disappointing "End of the World Party" Thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by DANNASUK, Nov 18, 2017.

  1. DANNASUK Force Ghost

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    Nibiru is meant to appear and cause mass Earthquakes tomorrow and kill us all. So, I have decided to make a thread to say goodbye to JCC and collectively bury our memories.

    See you all in the afterlife.


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  2. dp4m Chosen One

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    Ha, joke's on you! Jews don't believe in the afterlife, so you'll be there without me!
  3. Chancellor_Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    So...is this their revenge for screwing with their culture after they saw a starship rise up out of the ocean?
  4. DANNASUK Force Ghost

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    Well, that is disappointing to learn.
  5. Juliet316 Streak for Colors Tiemaster

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    Wasn't it supposed to hit last month?
  6. DANNASUK Force Ghost

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    The date has apparently changed. Nibiru was busy last month.
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  7. Outsourced Jedi Knight

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  8. DANNASUK Force Ghost

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  9. Juliet316 Streak for Colors Tiemaster

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    Guess 2012 was busy too.
  10. DANNASUK Force Ghost

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    Yeah, Mayans got the numbers wrong. 2102.

    (I honestly saw someone trying to argue that point)
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  11. Darth Punk Force Ghost

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    Membership has its privileges
  12. DANNASUK Force Ghost

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    Daily Star are claiming they've spotted Nibiru which is actually Venus

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    IT IS VENUS
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  13. dp4m Chosen One

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    Well, I doubt the Daily Star employs any women so they're only familiar with Mars...
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  14. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    Well, I'll break out the Kool Aid.
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  15. DANNASUK Force Ghost

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    Judging by the "news stories" they print, I doubt they employ humans for that matter.
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  16. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Dude said it was October, then moved it back a month, then said it was just a beginning step and The End would take place over several years.
  17. Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master

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    Ever see "Erik the Viking?" The Christian who can't see Valhalla and just walks right through it? Good stuff.


    Edit: Also this
    Last edited by Mortimer Snerd, Nov 18, 2017
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  18. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Whooo, total bacchanal time, amIrite folks?

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  19. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Why would you have a party if you were going to die? Revelry seems like a tremendous waste of time when there is so much to prepare.
  20. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Well, if one knew the time and date of your individual death, I agree in preparation but if the entire planet is going ka-blewy in 24 hours?

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  21. Chancellor_Ewok Jedi Grand Master

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    Don’t worry, you will still be here tomorrow. I read John Michael Greer sometimes and he has rather pithy phrase for the types of predictions. He calls them Nothing Happened Day. :p
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  22. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Well, okay, but I'm still getting good and proper drunk once I Get home from work just in case even though it'll technically be November 19th by the time I get home but maybe I'll miss the start if I'm drunkenly passed out. I've heard worse excuses to drink!
  23. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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  24. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Accurate thread title. This is incredibly disappointing so far.
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  25. DANNASUK Force Ghost

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    Well today is here and the cold, loving arms of death awaits us all.