FF:WA The Drunken Gungan Cantina!

Hello and welcome to the all new WAFFER cantina, perfectly named "The Drunken Gungan"!

Take a seat and have a glass of blue milk or two whilst listening to the latest bands such as "The Stormtroopers" and those of yesteryear. Who could firget Max Rebo and his motley crew!

The first drink is on the house. Not literally!

 

I hope it's on the house, because I'm out of cash!

Hey, hey! Doing my part to make the Drunken Gungan The Place To Be on the net!

So ... what's everyone up to these days? I bought a new house and still have to let most people know my change of address, but my fan film is still hanging in there!

 

Well, I've returned from a long break off here. Still kicking, although I could have been 6 feet under about 18 months ago. I was diagnosed with depression two years ago, but I'm doing much better now.

So, what can I get you? I know all about being skint. Bloody home loans...

 

The Drunken Gungan? Jar Jar was drunk? That explains a lot.

Blue milk please

 

Blue Milk for Darth Meanders and a scotch for Adalia coming right up.

As for the name? It was Gungan or Ewok. I've been out of it for a while, plus The Drunken Gungan has a nice ring to it!!

I think I might have a vodka or two to drown my pain. I tripped over one of those cement blocks that are in parking spots after work yesterday. Scraped my left knee (without ruining my pants!), took the skin off the top and knuckle of my right thumb and bruised my chin! I wasn't watching where I was going and have no one to blame but myself!

 

Ouch!

 

At least the pain isn't as bad as yesterday. My thumb was throbbing badly as I was driving home...

 

Makers mark and coke a nice celebratory drink for myself after a long 10 day swing at work

 

Coming right up! So marraige, huh? You'll never see me walking down the aisle.

 

Takes a swig never say never. It's been 3 weeks it still feels sureal

 

It'll feel less surreal after 20 years Ivo

 

Never say never? I'm telling you, I will never get married. Don't take this the wrong way, but what's a boyfriend? I'm 30 and never had a boyfriend. You know what? I think I've done OK without a man in my life.

 

This place is quiet!

WAKE UP!!!

*Pops down on the beanbag in front of the big screen and plays Lego Star Wars on the Wii*

 

I'm enjoying Force Unleashed, myself. First game I've played on the Wii thus far.

 

I have that. Played it oncebut didn't really like it. I'm not much of a game person. I like the easy stuff and the Lego games are fun for my weak mind!!!!

 

This place is supposed to be hip and happening. Well, if I must be the only one to make this cantina the best place to be on the WAFFER board, I better get behind the bar and start drinking!

 

Best not drink alone - hand me a Jawa Juice

 

Do my eyes deceive me? A patron?

Here's your Jawa Juice Darth_Meanders. I have a headache, so I'm just going to have a Blue Milk.

 

Hmm. I'm not from Australia but I think I could hang in an other Cantina. I mean you can't have too many places to drink. Mines well be a proud regular of the Cloud City Cantina, and The Drunken Gungan Cantina!

 

Well welcome to The Drunken Gungan. We're a bit quiet at the moment as most of the regulars have departed the WAFFER forum. We are a friendly bunch though.

So what can I get you, and what part of this wonderful world are you from?

 

I'll have a Jawa Juice!

I am from Nebraska! Basically if there's a bright side to the planet, I'm on the town it's farthest from.

 

Jawa Juice it is! Here you go! *Hands over the Jawa Juice*

At one stage, we WAFFERs were known as the Outer Rim due to our distance from the rest of Australis's capital cities!

 

I reckon that's a damn good name for local SWFF!

 

Yes, it was. The whole fan club thing went down the gurgler though....