The Elbertino Arms - Pub v6.0

If a random email from Empire Magazine is to be believed, there is bacon flavoured chocolate and Viggo Mortensen has some.

*a magical amulet flies by*

Well that only means one thing:

RICHIE IS THE BANNANA KING!!

 

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You're the Bannana King Richie.

 

Hail to the Yellow Bendy One

 

I second Spike's confusion.

 

You're the Banana King Richie.

 

Ok....but why?

 

You are a fifteenth generation direct descendant of the Great Ban-an the first Banana King.

 

Do I become ruler of a vast empire?

 

Well, actually it was a giant ruse in order to steal Richie's stuff.

*holds up box of Richie's stuff*

Now, who wants to go to Candy Mountain?

 

What is at the top of this mountain?

 

It's not what's at the top, but what's inside...

 

You you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Richie.

Yeah, Richie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter.

 

Well, if it's anything like the Willy Wonka movie them I'm in.


packs adventure kit

 

Yay! We're going to Candy Mountain, Richie! CANDY MOUNTAIN!!

 

With lots of joy and wonder and...joyness

 

As long as I can keep my kidneys

 

iF i HaD mAdE tHiS pOsT i WoUlD hAvE bEeN bAnNeD

 

Candy Mountain is just across a bridge Richie, this magical bridge of hope and wonder.

 

Have you been inhaling Mr Sheen again?

 

That's a bit lewd for a public forum.

 

Indeed. If elbertino had made that post, he would have been banned.

 

*bans elbertino for pointing this out*