The Elbertino Arms - Pub v6.0

Welcome to a new page

 

Why thank you!

*Wipes feet in order to keep new page clean*

*Realises the new page will be covered in filth by the time it reaches it's fifth post*

 

orders dump truck to dump filth everywhere


Sorted

 

Did we ever make it to Candy Mountain?

 

SOMEONE POSTED!!!!

Drinks on me!!!!

 

Hoorah for thread necromancy!

 

YAY I HELPED!!!!!

 

Now, get signed up for The Sausage Game

 

yeah for the sausage game! still waiting for us to get going!

 

gets wasted

 

MONKEY!!!!!

*hides behind bar*

 

shoots at monkey


Damn long-tailed primates.

 

One of the great constants of the universe...FFUK never changes


Evening people!

 

DICKIE!!!!!

 

HAL!!!

How are we all doing btw? Any major dramas since I've been away?




Let's see who else is around tonight...

 

not many people it seems

 

Our booze supplier must be running dry, can';t think of any other reason for the lack of attendance around here

 

You're all boring?

 

It's time for a pub quiz to bring back the punters......

Section 1 - Song lyrics (no cheating now!!)

Q1: I met a strange lady, how did she make me feel?

Q2: If she dances in the sand, what's her name?

Q3: If I'm sleeping with one eye open, how am i gripping my pillow?

Q4: If I'm breakin rocks in the hot sun, who won?

Q5: If I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag, who am i?

 

Are those all cryptic, or am I just displaying my musical ignorance?

 

I only know the awnser to Q4

 

That would be my musical ignorance then...

 

No I study music so It'll probably just show how much i don't pay attention in lessons