The Elbertino Arms - Pub v6.0

Hollow chocolate bunnies is Awesome, as is Toyminator.
In fact I would say 90% of his stuff is solid gold.
The other 10% is soft ... well ... you get the idea.

 

ha! i win


*has lost log-in details to lord-wiz account*

 

^^^ Drop halibut a PM - he should be able to help with that.

 

*gets drunk on tequila and absinthe*

Probably not a good idea, but I have an interview at 1pm and I'm not looking forward to it.

 

Good luck, Rachel.

What's the interview for?

 

A placement job with HP.

I got an email saying it won't be until 4pm, which is good.

Something else has occurred to me, I don't know where it is.

 

HP HQ?

Well done on getting the job placement though

I still need to find a job where they'll actually pay me, rather than just giving me 'work experience'...

 

cheers hal

 

It's in Bristol, which isn't too bad.

I don't know if I've got it yet, I haven't even got the in person interview yet.

 

HP?

It's great with Bacon Sandwiches

 

I'm not so sure about the bacon bit, but it is good in sarnies.

 

Ok, well let us know when you find out - at least you've made it past 1st base

And just to balance things out - Moose, I'll trade my HP for your bacon...

 

The answers are:

Q1 I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. Land Down Under - Men a wOrk

Q2: Her nam is Rio and she dances on the sand. Rio - Duran Duran

Q3: Sleep with one eye open, gripping my pillow tight. Enter Sandman - Metallica

Q4: Breakin rocks in the hot sun, I fought the law and the law won. I fought the law - The Clash

Q5: I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag, I was schooled with a strap right across my back, But its all right now, in fact, its a gas! But its all right, Im jumpin jack flash. Jumping Jack Flash - Rolling Stones

 

ELBERTINO walks in....


hello ladies

 

I wondered why things were so quiet around here

 

I think everyone is building their defenses against this black hole machine or whatever we're trying to kill ourselves with this time

 

If it happens then it happens, nothing can defy a Black Hole.


It's highly unlikely anyway, and if no-one is here to drink the place dry then I'll do it.


raids bar

 

I bet elbertino would kick any black hole's arse!

 

Hi guys.

*vodka rains from the sky*

That has nothing to do with me.

 

Vodka rain?

*runs around with her mouth open to catch the vodka*

*hits a wall and falls over*

 

whats a bloke gotta do to get a drink round here?

 

A round on me friends.

It was my birthday today.

 

ooh! happy birthday

 

Happy birthday!

*buys Twinky a bday drink*