JCC The Elevator Thread: 1 person gets out alive

Discussion in 'Community' started by Coruscant, Aug 5, 2014.

  1. Coruscant Force Ghost

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    This is simple. Two JCers go into an elevator, it gets stuck, and after the end of the ordeal, only one of them is still alive.

    Harpua and Tunick in an elevator for 36 hours. Who's dead?
    Last edited by Coruscant, Aug 5, 2014
  2. Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost

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  3. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Who is this "Tunick" you speak of?
  4. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    The elevator.


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
  5. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Harps survives, she has a kid and Tunes doesn't care about living.
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  6. Coruscant Force Ghost

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    You're right. It's "DarthTunes" now, excuse me. Harp gets out alive for sheer anger at that stupid name.
  7. dp4m Chosen One

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    My money is always on harpoo in death matches.
  8. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    Tunick would definitely eat her.
  9. Mr44 VIP

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    This is an intriguing dilemma, and would make for a great character driven movie.

    Has anyone called M Night Shayamalan?
  10. hudzu Chosen One

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    wait, is this a cleverly disguised sleepy game?
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  11. Coruscant Force Ghost

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    Yes. It is Sleepy: The Bracketed Version. You caught me!
  12. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Aw, but harps is so nice to tunes. The rest of ya'll are meaniedoodooheads.
  13. dp4m Chosen One

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    That's how she lures him in, gets him to lower his guard and then sticks her arm up to her elbow into his chest, rips his still-beating heart out and stomps on it before he can die...
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  14. vin Force Ghost

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    I wonder if his beard will tickle her thighs.
  15. Coruscant Force Ghost

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    No, she'll be covered in a thick layer of spray-can cheese, so that won't happen.
  16. Coruscant Force Ghost

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    Alright, the survivor of the Harpua-Tunick match-up is... Harpua!!! She will live on to be stuck in a new elevator with a new companion someday.

    Our next pairing is Zapdos and Vin, stuck in one of those really long hospital elevators meant for stretchers, for 48 hours. Only one gets out alive. Who is it?
  17. dp4m Chosen One

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    Toughie -- Vjiking vs. Goomba.
  18. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Vin. He's the embodiment of evil.
  19. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Zapdos. She has so much alcohol in her system that she's immune to pain.


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
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  20. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Vin commits suicide after Zapdos lists everything wrong with him.
  21. vin Force Ghost

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    Not sure who leaves but she'll most definitely be going down on the elevator.
    [IMG]
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  22. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Zapdos - Vin is weak against electricity.
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  23. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    The elevator collapses due to Vin's weight but he lives due to his protective sheet of blubber.

    Did I do enough fat jokes?
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  24. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    Zapdos has been to Hell and back, I think she could survive an elevator with Vin.
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  25. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Zapdos, she seems kvlt as ****.