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JCC The Elevator Thread: 1 person gets out alive

Discussion in 'Community' started by Coruscant, Aug 5, 2014.

  1. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    This is simple. Two JCers go into an elevator, it gets stuck, and after the end of the ordeal, only one of them is still alive.

    Harpua and Tunick in an elevator for 36 hours. Who's dead?
     
  2. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost star 6

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  3. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Who is this "Tunick" you speak of?
     
  4. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    The elevator.


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
  5. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Harps survives, she has a kid and Tunes doesn't care about living.
     
  6. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    You're right. It's "DarthTunes" now, excuse me. Harp gets out alive for sheer anger at that stupid name.
     
  7. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    My money is always on harpoo in death matches.
     
  8. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Tunick would definitely eat her.
     
  9. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This is an intriguing dilemma, and would make for a great character driven movie.

    Has anyone called M Night Shayamalan?
     
  10. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    wait, is this a cleverly disguised sleepy game?
     
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  11. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Yes. It is Sleepy: The Bracketed Version. You caught me!
     
  12. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Aw, but harps is so nice to tunes. The rest of ya'll are meaniedoodooheads.
     
  13. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    That's how she lures him in, gets him to lower his guard and then sticks her arm up to her elbow into his chest, rips his still-beating heart out and stomps on it before he can die...
     
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  14. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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    I wonder if his beard will tickle her thighs.
     
  15. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    No, she'll be covered in a thick layer of spray-can cheese, so that won't happen.
     
  16. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Alright, the survivor of the Harpua-Tunick match-up is... Harpua!!! She will live on to be stuck in a new elevator with a new companion someday.

    Our next pairing is Zapdos and Vin, stuck in one of those really long hospital elevators meant for stretchers, for 48 hours. Only one gets out alive. Who is it?
     
  17. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Toughie -- Vjiking vs. Goomba.
     
  18. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Vin. He's the embodiment of evil.
     
  19. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Zapdos. She has so much alcohol in her system that she's immune to pain.


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
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  20. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Vin commits suicide after Zapdos lists everything wrong with him.
     
  21. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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    Not sure who leaves but she'll most definitely be going down on the elevator.
    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Zapdos - Vin is weak against electricity.
     
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  23. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    The elevator collapses due to Vin's weight but he lives due to his protective sheet of blubber.

    Did I do enough fat jokes?
     
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  24. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Zapdos has been to Hell and back, I think she could survive an elevator with Vin.
     
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  25. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Zapdos, she seems kvlt as ****.