The Emperor: Boxers or Briefs?

What do you think lies beneath those dark creepy robes, boxers or briefs?

 

Neither. He probably goes commando.

 

Force girdle embued with the powers of the Dark Side. "Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor." Now you know how he can sit in that chair slumped all day. The force surrounds him and flows through him.

Vader wears a metal corset. "If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me."

 

boxers. Everything else he wears is kind of flowy, why not his underwear too?

 

Speedo to keep the local star systems in line

 

Boxers covered with little Death Stars and hearts.

 

Neither. He probably goes commando.

"I'm out there, Darth, and I'm loooving every minute of it!"

(A reference SEINFELD fans should get.)

 

The Emperor? Commando? He's not sexy enough for that. Sorry.

He wears briefs. Way, way, way too tight tidy-whiteys.

 

Briefs, for added support when he's electrocuting people with Force lightning.

 

Neither. He probably goes commando.

LOL!!

That Was Great!! I have no clue what he would be wearing, but I hope it's something

 

if he were to wear briefs then i suppose the unconfortableness might inspire him to control the entire galaxy. "i hate these things, ah I will destroy everyone!"

 

"Speedo to keep the local star systems in line"

LOL!!!

 

NO!, That's where he get's his Dark Side Powers from. By going Commando. He alone knows that there is nothing underneath that robe. But nobody else does. He draws his Stength & Dark side power from this knowledge. If anyone ever found out. He would feel beaten. Because he knows that the whole republic knows, then he gets embarresed and runs off crying like a little girl.

 

I picture him as a Depends man.

 

Hmmm... what about a thong? He could deffinetally draw dark powers from "the evil buttfloss of doom!!" *cue dramatic music*.... Hehe....however, I must say this whole discussion is nasty!

 

I picture him as a Depends man.

But who changes him when he gets stinky?

Vader? Jerjerod? Needa?

 

Briefs.

~Priestess

 

The reason Anakin turned to the Dark Side is because he had to change the Emperor's smelly diapers.

 

LoL

 

The reason Anakin turned to the Dark Side is because he had to change the Emperor's smelly diapers.

Wouldn't that be the reason he pitched him down the reactor shaft? I can't see him turning to the Dark Side to change Palpy's diapers.

 

well.. maybe thats the "twistedness" Obi-Wan was talking about lol

 

Yeah... he's wearing a thong, you can just see it in his eyes.

 

Whatever he wears, he walks around looking like they're in a wad.

Maybe the lightning thing resulted from a first class wedgie he got one time in Sith school from his master and he has kept his undergarments in the same state ever since so that he could keep his edge.

 

"Speedo to keep the local star systems in line"

That is funnier and more clever than anything I have ever considered posting in the past two years.

Bravo, Palpazzar!

 

Maybe the lightning thing resulted from a first class wedgie he got one time in Sith school from his master and he has kept his undergarments in the same state ever since so that he could keep his edge.


did this sith master bear a son who joined the rebellion named... *Wedge* ? ... i dunno.. just a thought...