MAINT TITLE: GLAS GOW Episode the Vs The Lucky Strikes Match Act One, Scene One; Panning down to the tarmacaddam of a road through a snow bound housing estate, a double-decker bus suddenly roars into view. Out of the passenger windows on the bus, three separate cans of superlager are chucked onto the snowy embankment. Nearby, on a snow-covered football pitch, we see Sheepshagger, getting a piggyback from a giant, idiotic, lumbering Tong-Tong. Sheepshagger slows his Tong-Tong to a standstill. He brings a viewmaster to his eyes and turns it. Then he dials his mobile with one hand. SHEEPSHAGGER These peectures of yer maw are somthin' else Honner! By the way, some chank aw a bus jist rolled by, 'n that, 'n three cans o' super jist fell oot it! Bagsy they cans! Over 'n oot! Suddenly, as if from nowhere, a giant, pissed Grampa punches Sheepshagger's Tong-Tong to the ground and starts kicking the s**t out of the two of them.