The EU Empire

In light of recent attempts at forming a governing body for the whole of the EU, I have decided to immediately and unconditionally usurp governmental power from the current government and declare myself the ruling head of the EU.

My main plan is to enact the Tarkin Doctrine and rule through fear. To do this, I will need a massive military force. If you are a member of the JC, then you may consider yourself a conscripted member of my EU Empire. If you post in this thread and pledge support to me and my new Empire, then I will be happy to appoint you as an Imperial Officer, and together we will rule the EU Community.

 

Rule by fear....I like it!

 

It's the only way.

 

I'm in...

 

Then you shall be known as a General in the EU Empire. You are in charge of all ground assaults on the inferior governments purporting to have authority here.

Welcome, General DS-61-4.

 

HAHAHA

 

I'm in to. What should we use as our great symbol?

 

Our first act will be to bring down the false governmental body known as the EU Senate. Once we have enough soldiers, we will begin a bombing run which will be followed by a ground assault.

The Empire will reign supreme.

 

word of warning, if you spam the EUS you will be banned and locked

 

Welcome, ADMIRALSPUZZUM.

You will be... Admiral ADMIRALSPUZZUM. <shrug>

You are in charge of our air/space forces.

As for a symbol, it will be a circle, like so:

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All hail the EU Empire!

EDIT:

word of warning, if you spam the EUS you will be banned and locked

Yes, Moderator Lancelot.

Oh, waitaminute...

Anyway, I consider your post spamming.

 

EU Empire, huh? I'm in.

 

Welcome, chiss_man.

You will be our 'diplomat', who is in reality a vicious assassin sent to kill those leaders who would stand in our way.

All hail the EU Empire! O

 

'diplomat' I like it

 

WE SHALL RULE THE JC!!!

 

Excellent. Where shall our first movments be, your Eminence?

 

So... Who is going to act as your Senator in the EUS?

Hmm?

Oh, c'mon... Join the Senate... All the cool Imperials are doing it... Plus, we have chips and dip! And Mountain Dew. Only diet, though, sorry; my bad, I thought it was regular.

Well, anywho, is this the beginning of a spam war or something?

 

No, it seems that the Senate is too sensitive and serious to enjoy a little thread war with my Empire. Therefore, we will take over all the other threads and solve their problems without all the pettiness inherint in a pseudo-democratic government like yourselves.

I have already recieved three threats of banning if I post in the EU Senate from people who are not mods, not counting Lancelot because he has a sense of humor.

Lexu, if you guys don't mind, we will politely take over your thread without spamming it. Or, I can send my 'diplomat' to assassinate your head of state and I will take their place.

PS I don't drink caffienated beverages, so your offers of Mt Dew do not sway me.

 

Curses! Does this mean join the senate?

where I come from, Mt. Dew isn't caffeinated...

 

The SEnate wants us dead?!?
They kill us with soda pop!

 

Eh... Spuz, that's not the kind of 'Mountain Dew' and/or 'Doo' I'm talking about...

Stryk- Well, since you're such a polite young man, I suppose that'll be all right. We're not actually organized enough to have a leader yet, though, but I think assasinating FID will suffice. Too bad you couldn't have thought of this back when he had those damned colors, though... I still have nightmares...

 

When will you people learn? Empires just don't work.

 

Apparently, neither do 'diplomats.'

 

Im in...

 

Sorry for failing in my 'diplomatic' duties.

 

Um...Lexu, we are both talking about the drink Mountain Dew right?