The EU Empire

The power of the Dark Side and the Empire, my friend...wahahahahahaha!

 

My emperor, may a wise Chiss be allowed to join your Empire?

 

Can I be the official Rat Stew rebellion leader?

 

There's already a wise Chiss here.

 

WAIT! Fire is your "Sith Laison"?!?!

He's my Senator's aide and a fellow Jedi!

Your feeble threads are no match for the power of the Dark Side!

 

So what are we going to do actually to show that are methods are better?

 

We are going solve problems more efficiently and quickly by coming up with answers independently from a council. We will decide what's best for the whole of the community, as opposed to allowing representatives to debate issues to death. In a fast-moving environment like this, there is no time for the petty squabbles inherint in a representative system; people need solutions that are fast and to the point. We will provide those answers, and ensure they are enforced to the best of our abilities.

 

Sounds good to me.

But than we have to go look for problems in the other threads ... Not?

 

Problems should be brought to us to solve, as they would be brought to the Senate. Though instead of debating problems and having to cast tedious votes on issues, we will quickly propose solutions and dispose of problems without the shackles of their false democracy.

 

Are you sure that's a good idea? Having not thought about problems thoroughly enough could be problematic. Whereas the senate would and they'd be sure that their results were the best.

 

Sigh.
I guess I'll have to take on the role of Luke Skywalker and find some way to lead to this Empire's collapse and the death of Emperor Stryker.

 

Are you sure that's a good idea? Having not thought about problems thoroughly enough could be problematic. Whereas the senate would and they'd be sure that their results were the best.

If Mods and Admins endlessly debated their decisions in their committees or in Senate hearings, then nothing on this board would get done. It would lead to chaos, and eventually people would leave. In situations like this, you need a swift hand and a bold decision-maker; one who is not afraid to make the big judgements fast. That way, things run as smoothly as possible, without all the in-fighting and lockdowns that are inherint in a 'debate first/act later' government like your senate.

 

If Mods and Admins endlessly debated their decisions in their committees or in Senate hearings, then nothing on this board would get done. It would lead to chaos, and eventually people would leave. In situations like this, you need a swift hand and a bold decision-maker; one who is not afraid to make the big judgements fast. That way, things run as smoothly as possible, without all the in-fighting and lockdowns that are inherint in a 'debate first/act later' government like your senate.


Actually they do debate decisions in the modsquad forum. Not petty ones, but decisions nonetheless. Swift and bold, somehow I doubt you're either of those. To be swift you'd have to think on your feet. Which clearly you're incapable of doing. And bold, you need to take chances that require you sacrificing yourself. Which I doubt you'd do. You seem more of Sir Robin type person. "He bravely ran away away."


The senate however is swift and bold. We take chances, albeit bad ones at times. That and we've got a fomer manager who supports us. What have you got?

 

Actually they do debate decisions in the modsquad forum. Not petty ones, but decisions nonetheless.

Hah! They may debate board policy and such, but no one debates a thread closure, or a warning to another member, and the mundaities of everyday life in this forum.

Swift and bold, somehow I doubt you're either of those. To be swift you'd have to think on your feet. Which clearly you're incapable of doing.

Such a baseless accusation! You have no evidence of such a claim!

And bold, you need to take chances that require you sacrificing yourself. Which I doubt you'd do. You seem more of Sir Robin type person. "He bravely ran away away."

Again, your petty and baseless accusations have no place here. You, like your compatriots, always degrade yourselves by sinking to the lowest common denominator: petty insults and bickering.

The senate however is swift and bold. We take chances, albeit bad ones at times. That and we've got a fomer manager who supports us. What have you got?

We have fresh, new ideas. New faces and new structures that will lift this forum out of the dark ages and take it to places it's never been. Your senate has failed numerous times, and yet like the rat who does not realize that his treat is electrified, you try again and again, shocking yourself each time but learning nothing.

It is time for something new, something bold. You say that I do not take chances, but I contend that it is you who does not take the chance. The chance that something new and glorious may succeed where you and your senate have failed. I want to bring light and peace to this forum, whereas you simply trudge in the dusty annals of your failed history, trying again and again to resurrect this corpse you call a senate.

Nay, good friend, it is you who are neither bold nor willing to chance. And that is why, ultimately, I will succeed where you have failed again and again.

Let it be heard throughout the forums of this great message board, that I will make the EU Community rise and take it's rightful place as the preeminent forum of this glorius board! All it will take, fellow friends and peace lovers, is a vote for me!

 

The Imperial Navy thread never had over 100 members. Much less over 30. Alittle too proud aren't we, GAJ

And the EUC Civil War did have a large part in the creation of the RP Forum but I don't think it was directly responsible. The reason I asked the Administration to make a RPF was because RPGs were happening all over the JC and it basically had free reign over the Boards. The EUC Civil War was just the largest of the RPGs occuring..

But I'm not here to bore you guys with EUC/RPF history so carry on...

 

Interesting, but let me again point out that this is not an RP thread, but rather an attempt at helping to bring a self-sustained order to the EU Community forum without leaning on the oft-failed EU Senate.

 

We cannot allow the Empire to fail.

 

I agree Stryder

 

Wait though. That makes Jedi Stryker supreme ruler of the EUC? His word is law?

 

Do you have a problem with that...Admiral?

 

Blargh....EUE my arse!

 

I believe that FID is growing fearful that we will soon be running the EUC.

 

No, just making sure. So whats your policy for election then, JediStryker?

 

If you are referring to the Senatorial election, I wish to be elected Supreme Chancellor so that we can shape the Senate in our image; thus creating a new, more powerful Empire.