Events THE EUC AWARDS 2.0! Return of the EUC Awards: Winners Posted!

They have indeed!

Sexy.

 

It's all EKW's doing!

 

Blargh, if you people are signing your posts with single-word self-descriptions, I wanna join!

Insanity!

 

Good for you! I've already given up. No one seems to believe the whole sexy thing...

 

Only your e-Mom!

 

Mom jokes. The one kind of joke I wouldn't touch with a thirty-click pole.

Anyone up for knock-knock jokes? *gets tomato'd*


...and yes, only going to do the one-word-self-description thing here.

Insanity!

 

Mom jokes. I must ask all of you aruetiise a question about one that I never understood. "Your momma wears combat boots!" As an insult, it makes no sense to me. Of course my mother wears combat boots. Along with good armor and a buy'ce these tools enhance her abilities on the battlefield, so why wouldn't she? Your aruetii humor is so strange.

 

Hmmmm, interesting... one word descriptions of one self. Why not?

Hungry.

 

Yeah, I could use a burger...

 

Not that kind of hungry. Nihilus kind of hungry. I-need-to-Force-drain-an-entire-planet-of-life kind of hungry.

Hungry.

 

hmmm sounds like you just need more fiber in your diet...

 

I agree. But I still want a burger.

 

No, I'm fine. Jedi are full of moral fiber.

 

Haha, moral fiber. I see what you did there. ;p

Evil.

 

I hear jedi aren't very tasty though...

 

Aayla Secura looks pretty tasty...

Evil.

 

Thats great! But make sure you eat enough of them anyway!

And yes EKW, too bad she couldn't have been cloned before her untimely demise...

 

I was able to secure* some of her DNA, I could clone her for the right price...

*pun intended

Evil.

 

perhaps we can work out an exchange, we will need to speak of this further.

 

Indeed, shall we retire to my secret cloning facility?

Evil.

 

No need, did you forget that i have my own cloning facilities, paid for by the EU Senate? Just send me the date and I shall create my own clone. After I have it checked out of course. Its not that I don't trust you, its just that, well I don't trust you.

 

Are your cloning facilities optimized for cloning force sensitive subjects?

Evil.

 

I'm glad. Calling in Barriss Coffee's Ric-Olie-Explains-The-Joke would have been tedious.

*overreacts* Wow, I'm funny! No, seriously, an entire planet of Jedi is more than enough...

Hungry.

 

So when did you become nihilus? And does that mean I should step us as Revan?

 

I would actually like to see Nihilus' story spun to where his spirit resides in his mask, ala jack of blades in the first fable.

Evil.