The EUC Sith Hierarchy

*Walks in wearing form fitting armor crafted after a Nekk, and leaves helmet on*

Is there anything to be done in the Sith Empire?

 

OOOOOOH. Y'all's in for it now!

 

Southern Sith...doesn't work...not really.

 

EDIT: How about French?

HON HON HON! YOU WILL DIE NOW, SONS OF A SILLY PERSON!

 

You didn't quite get it right...now you need to watch that part of Monty Python until you have it memorized.

 

I have the whole thing memorized. I just choose to adapt it to the situation in my own unique way

 

Prove it.

 

You know, I could easily just look up the transcript of the thing, so it's useless for me to recite it online

 

Darn, and I was gonna go around saying "May the Force be with y'all"....sounds better, no?

 

Kinda hard to do that with a proper southern accent on the internet don't you think?

 

Sadly, you are correct. Oh well.

 

I say it's time to bust a cap in those foolz.

My ghetto slang accent.

 

*slams his sword-whip on the ground, his new Saarai-Kaar armor shining in the light*

"Our fleet goes where you wish."

 

"I shall prove my loyalty my Lord Sinrebirth. I shall come up with new ways for the Sith to use their power to bring under control those who wish to oppose us.

*Glares daggers at Kev* That was not I, small one. You would do well to remember it.

 

*walks into thread and kneels before the emperor.*

I pledge my allegiance to the new empire, not as a representative of anything, but as a sentient life form.

Me and my clones are yours to command, what is your bidding?

 

Lord Insipid, I dare to say that my apprentice is worthy of being in your service. He is an intelligent person and a hard worker, as I have learned while teaching him, and he should do well here too.

 

Lord Insipid, may I sugesst that we cease in the production of War droids. At least untill we ask the droid thread for their advice or permission. Upon the news of war droid production, they have begun being swayed to the GFA.

 

In the absence of our Lord Sinrebirth, I shall be taking inventory of our threads and possessions. Governors, which of our threads are actively resisting at the moment, or are appearing to soon be targeted and reclaimed by the rebels?

Also, Blademaster, has the Sith Guard of our lord and master been assembled yet? We shall be needing it soon, I feel.

 

The Hidden Orders have been left alone so far, but I have seen wierd activity outside the NJO. They may be planning something.

 

Quick question: When is there not weird activity outside NJO?

 

Hmm, this is truth. We cannot risk the thread being retaken. SWBob, as Regional Governor, command of the reinforcements we previously dispatched falls to you, in your capacity as High Admiral. Do not hesistate to place a request more if you feel that an invasion by the Imperials or the Alliance is imminent.

 

LI, I, The Iron Gauntlet of the Sith, am here.

 

Sorry, I learned from the Trojans' mistake. The horse remains safely outside.