Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Nov 9, 2016.
Just every time with that video.
tl;dr trust fund baby, says let them eat cake
You realise that's an actual meme? I'm guessing you do and you're a troll, but just in case:
I like how Bowen managed to sound just like Derek Zoolander, Charlie Sheen during his meltdown, and Donald Trump; all on one page.
Dude, Ben Stiller makes comedies about people like you. You're Zoolander, Uncle Tony from Heavyweights and White Goodman from Dodgeball.
Tony Perkis: I eat success for breakfast! With skim milk.
"I'm too strong! *steps on glass* I'm too motivated! *steps on glass*
You're a living, breathing caricature.
But you did stick around to engage in a flame war.
I'm gonna skip explaining what it means to be insecure and just post your words back to you.
Check it out starting at 1:00.
"They can say that, but what kind of car are they driving? What kind of girls are in their home? I said girls."
How does it feel to sound like Charlie Sheen on a month long, cocaine fueled meltdown? Does it feel like winning?
Remember that comedy tour Charlie Sheen started up immediately after his meltdown? He got booed off the stage. Tour didn't last long. Turns out people were laughing at him, not with him. He later admitted to doing the tour because he was completely broke.
Wouldn't have been necessary in socialist Europe.
**** it, I have some time to kill - enough to put a bigger emphasis on how much of a (weak) cliché you are, Bowen
Says people are lazy losers who sit on the couch and play video games.
Saw TFA 41 times.
Tenant Farmers Association? Trifluoroacetic acid? I feel like google is failing me here...
I like how dressing nicely for work is considered a bad thing now.
If my boss showed up at work in her bathrobe, I'd think she was doing a role play of King George III wandering around Buckingham Palace in a purple bathrobe after he lost the American colonies.
I think we should tax bathrobes and arrogance. And a misogyny tax of 95 percent of one's income.
Oh, and can we tax Steve Bannon for looking like someone's drunk uncle? Buy a razor dude.
I guess his taxes are too high for that.
Brain cell tax. You have too many, and there are people out there like Ender who don't have two. Bland European mediocrity. No rich, no poor.
I'm putting a tax on my patience after sifting through all that Bowen silliness.
Yeah the thing is... people are going more to business casual. I like suits. That's all there is to it.
Suit tax. 88%. Funding goes to underdeveloped legs everywhere.
Absence tax. I want Bowen in here daily!
I bet he's really busy. Cooking up sissy excuses not to do this:
Bowen, as you insist on dressing like a slob, I feel you should no longer be consulting your gf's mother on what your gf should be wearing*.
*you should never have done this in the first place.
Ender Sai Is there something funny about him wearing a Transilvanian Hunger T-shirt that I'm missing here or are you just drawing attention to it for the sake of it?
You know what they say happens when you ask a silly question!
Yes, he's still a metal fan Talos.
I don't know why it's a silly question though. I'm already aware that there's something going completely over my head here so I thought I'd ask. I know, crazy.
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that I was doubting his metal fandom by asking a question.
What I really want to know is why it's spelled TransILvania and not with a Y. Copyright? Licensing restrictions?
What perplexes me even more is why it's called Transilvanian Hunger but there are songs with titles like "In a Hall with Meat and Mead". Yes, Varg, we get it. You want to go back in time and be the shrimpiest hipster Viking in all of Scandinavia but at least keep with the implied theme.
What's up with the influx of Elder Scrolls usernames in the JCC?