The Evil Plan - JA (Finally Updated 12/18!!!)

I've got a fever and the only thing that can cure it is more story. But for now, ::starts poking obi as well::

 

ok thats it i wanna join in to and poke obiwan....

starts to poke obiwan.

jtjg: come on out obiwan we won't hurt you smiles evily.

obiwan: yeah right i'm not that stupid and i saw the way u smiled..

jtjg: have it your way you will just get poked more..... keeps poking obiwan...

obiwan: owwww.....

 

hi I'm delurking to say good story.Mind if I join in? gets long stick...

mesingsong voice)"Oh Obi-wan,come out and i'll make Qui-gon give you a hug "

Obi:no way hozay,nuh uh, not gonna happen.

me: "Drat"(stomps foot)"oh well I tried."
starts poking obi-wan.

can't wait till the next post

 

UP!

 

maija: "STOP! what are you thinking?! he will never comeout, *whisper* you know how jedi are like that. Lets try to bribe him with sweets instead of pok'in him."

*pulles out a candy*

maijasultry voice* "come Obi sweetie, I wont let these nasty ladies hurt you, my lil' honeybunny."*blows kisses as she waves the candy bar*

*obi stares at her suspicously*
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BTW wheres the post! i wanna Obi torture!

 

HI everyone... Hehe... You're gonna think this is a post... Well, it isn't... I came to tell you some bad news... After my mom saw some torture books that I had brought back from the library, she freaked out and restricted me from torture, etc... She thinks I'm gonna be a serial killer! So, sadly, I can't finish this poor story! Sorry everyone! I'm still gonna read Obi torture stories though

 

::Cries:: I can't believe this! Can't say my mom wouldn't do the same. You just have to be careful. Hey everyone:
PLAN A. If KenobisGirl doesn't mind, do you think we could all work together and finish this? Do you mind, KenobisGirl? I'm not sure how good I'd be at it--I'm best at angst and mush, but I could give it a try...
OR,
PLAN B. KenobisGirl, you could try this: Tell your mom that this Obi-Torture is KEEPING you from becoming a serial killer by allowing you a place to vent. Kind of risky, but it's worth a try... & if it doesn't work, well, there's always plan A.

 

OH NO! Kenobi why dont you try sneaking around and posting?

 

Hmm, wellll... she doesn't really seem to care any more, so I suppose I could try and get those cobwebs out of the fiction part of my brain, and if that doesn't work... Sure you can finish the story! That'd be cool! I'll try and make a decision soon!

 

My mom would SO do the same! That's why I don't like the fics that say 'obi-torture' in the caption, cause I'm always having to go to another page when someone walks by. Ah, I love being sick and twisted.
lol

 

As do we all, Senni, as do we all!

 

Looks around and says something about her starting a story called "the dark man" but not doing this story how dare she!
















I WANT POST ON THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sorry! *Ashley looks guilty* Yes, I know, I'm a bad girl, but I can't think of anything! The Dark Man was actually something I wrote on a 3 day trip across the country. I was so bored! But anyhow, I will TRY very hard to come up with the next part of this poor story...

 

I'm delurking here. Post ple-e-e-e-e-e-e-ase!!

UP-Skidoodle!!!

 

*smiles one she finds it* Hah I knew this was around here somewhere. I will post everyday on this two threads until you post some story.

 

Dangit, I was hoping nobody would find this...

 

Anyone who likes Obi-torture is of the dark side.....but I like Obi-torture too!

 

Alright... Since you people are practically begging... I will try my hardest to write the next part!

 

Yeesssssssssss!!!!!

*does the post dance*

 

*Clare peers under the table and sees Obi*

Clare: Hey everyone, Obi's still under the table! Don't give up poking him yet!

*Clare grabs a long, sharp stick and pokes Obi*

Obi: Ouch!

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KenobisGirl, post, please, pretty please? *Bambi eyes*

x Clare x

 

You know I tried the sticks but it didnt work... Since Obi loves foods, lets try to lure him out with foods but if that didnt work we'll just go back to the stick....

BTW

POOSSSTTTT!!!!!!

 

UPPPPP!!!

 

All right... As soon as I get Christmas break, I'll post. Can you wait a week?

 

UP!

 

Hmm, a week. Well, I guess I can.



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