The Expanded Universe Quote Game

For those of you who frequent Star Wars Community, you might have noticed the thread called "The New Star Wars Quote Game". For those who don't, the idea is to make a dialogue using quotes from the movies. This game follows that same principle, except using Expanded Universe quotes. Rules are as follows:

Quotes can be from any aspect of the Expanded Universe, including Literature, Games, etc.

You cannot use the quote directly after the one above you in the novel/game/etc., i.e. if the quote above is "I - you're right", you cannot use "Get used to it. I usually am".

The lines have to make some sort of sense with the ones posted. See the thread link above to see how it's done.

And, most of all, have fun!


To start us off:


"But, it was so artistically done."

 

"But Bel Iblis doesn't know about that."

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w00t! first post! ;)

 

We'll soon see to that...


Where is everyone?

 

Quiet, Jeedai. Another word, and I'll fill your mouth with blorash Jelly.

 

Well, I guess so, since I don't have much of a choice...

 

Let it be his "free choice", if that's what he wants to beleive...he's walking to his doom!

 

"Who'll offer blastswords to four doomed men?"


If someone doesn't get the obvious follow-up to this, I will be most displeased.

 

Yub yub, commander

 

Quiet, you!

 

D'oh!

The correct answer was: "Don't give him a new kind of weapon. It would be like giving a lightsaber to a two year-old."

Also acceptable: "So it's like a blaster you have to hit someone with. I have to have one."



Anyway, on with the game...

 

Who are you?

 

Hey guys and gals, sorry about my late post of participation.

So when do we begin?

 

"in the morning"

 

The game's already started. Please don't post useless comments

Let's keep going please.

"I sentence you to death, Solo. May you rot in all the hells there ever were."

 

What, you got a bounty to collect on them?

 

"If Jabba really wanted you dead, you know who he'd hire."

 

me?

 

we'll have to shoot you.

 

That's what you told me the first time we met.

 

I understand your reasoning.

 

"Ever the optimist. You assume we'll live out the hour."

 

'So how does this effect your safety record?'

 

"I don't understand."

 

"Repeat after me. En Are Eye One to Allegiance. Over.

 

[Of course]