The Facts About you! (Yes Another Game)

FACT : I got dark hair

 

Fact: I have dark hair

 

Fact: I have the same birthday as Adolf Hitler. I'm definately not growing a little moustache when I'm older!

 

FACT: I don't love everybody with dark hair... just one... so don't get your hopes up too early

 

FACT: I once broke my tooth falling on a step in the garden

But I've grown a new one now so its not that bad

 

Fact: I lost 3 of my teeth in one week! I couldn't eat because it hurt!

 

FACT: I once ran away from home when I was a tiddler and my dad called out all his mates to find me and I got taken home in a police car

 

FACT: I love the color orange so much I have an orange wrist watch that I bought for a total of only $6. What a bargain!

FACT: The reason I love orange so much is because I used to play baseball. And the first two teams I played for were the Giants and the Orioles. Both have orange, black, and white as their uniform/logo colors.

FACT: Another reason I love orange so much is because I love orange juice.

 

FACT: I wear a retainer from 8.00pm until I get up in the morning, and right now it's a) falling out and b) got bits of chicken and thyme crisp stuck in it. IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!

FACT: I heard the other day that one of the ways dental technichians kept false teeth on was to put to magnets with the same polarization on each corner. They'd repel each other and help your teeth stay on.

 

FACT: That magnet / false teeth thing just made me choke on my drink

Fact: I adore Bananas and Oranges and Tesco sell fresh Banana and Orange juice and I buy a litre every day

 

FACT: I'm scared of heights

 

FACT: I like to sing in languages I don't understand, especially Hindi

 

FACT: Thinks that's cool

FACT: I like to sing how i speak..... in giberish

 

FACT: I don't like butter

 

FACT: Bumble bees seem to have a strange attraction to me

**Note** I'm actually being serious for a change

 

FACT: I wrote a song! And got it recorded!

 

Fact: I wish I could get music written and recorded. I wouldn't know where to begin.

Yoshee, you've reminded me of Eddie Izzard's childhood.

 

FACT: I have a black lab named Chelsea. She can play dead, sit, stand, catch, chase, lay down, catch a frisbie...

She's cool.

 

Fact: Bill clinton has a daughter called Chelsea who could probably do all that if she put her mind to it. You never see her try though do you?

 

Fact: When I insult people, I only do it in different languages so they can't tell what I'm saying!
Bonvoro Adisdae Prapioanao!

 

FACT: I wear a retainer at night.

 

Awwwww mind you, at least it prolly keeps ya quiet

FACT: Has very nice teeth for an Englishman

 

I can still talk. I just sound a bit funny.

FACT: I'm too lazy right now to do any cleaning, so my car has bird **** on the windshield.

 

Sound funny? You mean you have a lisp?

FACT: I'm not cleaning your car!

 

I do not have a lisp!

FACT: I will clean my car as soon as I have cash to take it to the car wash. Yep, let a machine clean the bloody thing.