The Fake Spoiler news (No real spoilers)

Ok this might be good for a laugh. I thought we could post fake spoilers.

example: I just read that Anakin dies in this one.

or

Anakin is Lukes father

Ok mine are lame but some of you are really funny so make me laugh.

 

Yoda is blue in EPISODE III.

Also, Yarel Poof is MY dad.

 

Ive heard that Jango comes back in EpIII. He teams up with Mace and they kill Yoda. Yoda in ANH is a clone, y'see. Just like Obi Wan, Anakin, Sidious and any other major character you can think of.

 

Boba Fett is revealed to be a ninja and he will be played by David Hasselhoff.

 

I heard that Darth Maul and Jango both come back. They fall in love and spend a blissful vacation together on the moons of viego.

 

Breaking News!!!

Elton John is up to play an evil Sith Lord, Darth Mincer. Apparently, he minces Jedi in his evil Jedi-Mincer, and he himself minces when he walks.

Elton will also play Doctor Octopus in the next Spidey film.

 

I heard Mauls top half gets jealous because Jango spends more time with his bottom half. A fight breaks out and Maul's top half is kicked to death.

 

There's going to be a new sith lord...and his name will be Dark Helmet! Along w/ his trusty idiot, Col. Sanders...hehe

 

Shakira will sing a song in the new movie!

 

Yoda is going to quit being a jedi and open a cantina in a shady corner of Courasant. At the end of the movie Yoda gets into a fist fight with Dex over who will be sole distribitor(sp?) of Jawa Juice.

 

Mace doesnt die. He retires to become a garden gnome.

 

Lord Claw, bear king of the rabbit clan, is Anakin's father.

 

The Jedi trade in their lightsabres for lifesavers.

 

[face_shocked]




Then who is Lord Claw's father? No, wait a minute... it cant be... Yarael Poof

 

I hear they're bringing Liam Neeson back...





...to play Darth Kimball!!!

 

Robert Loggia has been signed to play a new Sith Lord!

Darth Ab Efroman. The SITH SAUSAGE KING OF CORUSCANT

 

Jabba the Hutts cousin Fadda, played by Marlon Brando eats Mace Windu

 

In a blatantly circular reference, the skywalker twins will be taken to the skywalker ranch in California under the custody of George Lucas. The final scene will feature Luke and Leia poolside with George swimming in cash while wearing the Leia slave outfit that he borrowed from the movie archives.

 

The Kaminoans are secretely building the Death Star under the water, eventually connecting it to their cities and then evapourating the water.

 

Danny Elfman has signed to do the score... He decided to change the opening music to something more techno.

 

The Kaminoans are secretely building the Death Star under the water, eventually connecting it to their cities and then evapourating the water.

Actually, that'd be cool!

 

I heard Mauls top half gets jealous because Jango spends more time with his bottom half. A fight breaks out and Maul's top half is kicked to death.

 

****SPOILER ALERT*****

Palpatine finds Cliegg's leg and clones it. Apparently he wasn't quite as pleased with the Clone Army and creates "A Grand Army of Cliegg's Leg."

Watch out Jedi...you're gonna get your robed ass's kicked!

 

The Jedi Counter "Cleiggs leg" clone army with the "Anakins Arm" clone army