The Fandomenace....We have your bacon

It was a normal dinner all were enjoying cake until...someone spoke "Theres not enough bacon in this cake." So in reply a pound of bacon for each of the crew came out. Here is a bacon thread for you all to fry.

 

MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm,
I can hear that bacon sizzling right now....

 

The Bacon will be with you . . . always.

 

Only ONE pound of Bacon! No no no that will never do. This crew thrives on bacon. It is almost as important as sprinkles. You know we can't forget the sprinkles!

 

You're right 1 pound is not enough...I can fit a whole pound of bacon in my pants!

-Axe

 

Thats a pound for each of the crew. If anyone can eat more then a pound of bacon,Then the bacon is realy with you.

 

Lets see.....Do we need to have a bacon eating contest??? I am sure that the Bacon is with all of us!!!!

 

Yes, Folks here we go! All the bacon you can eat,of all kinds of bacon:bantha,dewback,gamorrean,and many more. The winner will be in for a surprise.So keep it fring or baking or candied.

 

I don't know guys, I think Riachia is doubting how much bacon we can all consume. I don't know if there is enough bacon in this sector to have a bacon eating contest. I know I can supply enough sprinkles for a sprinkle contest. ( I have your shipment of jolties, Axe!)

 

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon!

As your always prepared Quartermaster, I wanted to assure you that I have several Bacon specific larders on the Pride's Revenge. Of course, I have had to take extra security meassures into consideration due to the amount of Bacon depletion that occurs when the entire crew is together. I had to personally design the Bacon monitoring system, and the Emergency Bacon Broadcasting system is in place and operational. This is of course not to mention the tracking devices that I had to install in Axton's pants in case they tried to migrate along with some of our Bacon supply.

ps - Use the grease, Riachia!

Kieryn Felaris
Ship's Quartermaster
Pride's Revenge

 

Kieryn, as your assistant, I hope you will entrust me with the security codes for the bacon lockup.( rubs paws together greedily)
You know I have been a faithful assistant to you and can be trusted to fairly distribute the bacon. I can even help with security for the bacon by programming one of the droids to keep everyone out. I am always willing to help out.

 

Do you realize that mass consumption of bacon is bad for your arteries?

Try sprinkles instead.

(You know I have to try to convert folks to the sprinkle side. I think I may have converted one or two of you already. )

 

never!!! bacon is the ultimate in ...uh.. bacon is the ultimate ultimate. i'll never join you. the fandomenace is crazy. bacon rules

 

Minacia, You don't have to worry about the sprinkle consumption by this crew. We are making plenty of credits for The Sprinkle Empress on The Pride's Revenge. Bacon is always in demand, but Jolties get my engines running. The bacon trade allows me to hide the sprinkle smuggling from the Imperials.

 

Attention...We have atrader on broad. Bacon rules around here. Sprinkles are good for fun, but bacon is the life force of us all!May the BACON always be with you.

 

Well, as long as we're making a profit on the sprinkles, everything is peachy.

 

What does that say about us if pork by-products comprise our "living force"?!

-Axe

 

Well you know, you are what you eat.

 

Greetings Beenca....
As your local lawfully elected representative of the Galactic Republic, I must warn you that there is a new Tax that has been enforced on Sprinkles!!!!!!
Please see me so that you may remit your taxes to the local Republic Offical, Namely Me. Failure to do so may result in penalties and possibly a trip to Kessel..
Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter.
Lord Senator
C'Osk Do'Sine

 

Leave it to a power hungry Senator to try to tax the fun out of sprinkles.* whispers to the senator* I have connections to get you anything you might want or need. I also have the connections to prevent you from getting it. * speaks out loud* I think you need to rethink the sprinkle tax and don't even think of taxing bacon.

 

Dear Beenca,
I cannot rethink the taxation of sprinkles, your representative senators on Coruscant have enacted this tax. (whispers to Beenca) And you do not know everything there is to know about me, I have my own connections. (Grins Wickedly at Beenca)(Aloud) As to the taxation of Bacon.....Thank you for the Idea....I may have to bring this issue up the next time that I contact the Chancellor to issue a progress report.

 

The following is a galactic wide holotransmission:

Attention All Republic Representatives,

Effective immediately, there will be a Twenty Percent taxation of Bacon and all Bacon products. This has just passed trough the Senate Taxation overlook committee. My thanks to Senator C'Osk Do'Sine of Durakis for forwarding the concerns of Galactic resident Beenca Spunpatch, the Assistant Quartermaster of the Pride's Revenge. Beenca discovered this oversight after the taxation of sprinkles was passed. My thanks once again to Beenca Spunpatch who as a reward will be free of the Bacon Taxation for the following Coruscant year.

Chancellor Palpating
Galactic Senate
Coruscant

 

Attention Fellow Crew Members: I, Beenca Spunpatch DID NOT suggest a tax on bacon! I was attempting to get the Senator from Durakis to see reason about the taxation of sprinkles. He took the opportunity to make me look bad and score points with the Chancellor. If anyone needs a tax free supply of bacon, I will find a way around this bureaucratic snafu. I truly apologize to everyone if my attempt to make things better caused you all difficulty in other areas. *privately to the senator* You have made a miscalculation in underestimating me.

 

(Walks up to the Senator and draws out a fat slab of bacon. Slaps Senator with it.)

"I challenge you to a bacon duel. Feel the power of the pork side of the force."

(Winks at a curiously striking brothel employee.) "Going my way?"

 

Great news[not].Now that it was Beenca's idea for the bacon tax,I say that she should be the one to pay all the bacon tax for the Pride's Revenge. Who's with me?