FF:WA The Fascinating Revelations Thread

The idea here is to post little bits and pieces about life; fascinating revelations that you have discovered whilst traversing this plane of existance.

For starters: It is impossible to wake up in a bad mood after being handed a cup of tea.

 

I have found that no matter how abusive you become, you can never change the wind direction !

 

no matter which way the wind is blowing, at a bbq the smoke will always blow in your face

 

no matter which way LD is standing your done for

 

The smaller the area you have to paint on a model, the greater the chance you have to go out and buy that particular colour, and then use the amount that would fit on the end of a pin to complete the job.

 

Just paint it a colour that's completely wrong and call it being artistic!
I've learned that any crap can pass for art these days.

 

Kittens don't like to be whipped with a cat o' 9 tails,

 

I do...........!!!

 

ohhhh k ..*runs and grabs bucket*

 

....... but not by Sith Magician!!

 

Thank feck for that!

 

I do...........!!!

 

As pleasant as your personality may be, it's always fun to confuse people so much, they don't know what your talking about

 

Ok Sith Gecko, is that you like being whipped by SM or like whipping SM?

 

Meh, little from column A, little from column B.

 

Hmmmm, my kinda girl!! Your a lucky guy SM!!!

 

Thank feck for that!

 

I always thought I was stupid... and then I met philosophers...

 

The greatest single reason for doing anything is "Because I Can"

Think about it, For if you *could not* do something, then naturally, you wouldnt do it.

Think of this, the reason that God (or for those who dont believe in such a being, the force of creation, be it the big bang or whatever) made the universe, was simply because he/she/it could. If he/she/it could not, then it would not have happened.

If you could not read this, then you wouldnt...

 

Uhm ...

There are holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in
But they're ever so small;
That's why rain is thin.

 

Oh yes, and SM's printer looks like a horse! I figure if you feed it sugar lumps, you can print stuff in sugary-goodness, and then people can lick it to read it! Cool, eh? Horsey printers that print sugar-documents!